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A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Nutty - Aug 10, 2004 7:27:43 am PDT #2641 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Run. Away. Quickly.

I sort of suspect that, when in 50 years people are writing the pop history of 1987-1997 movies, they will be writing a lot about Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts. Not because they made good movies, but because they made popular movies, and led the charge up the salary slope.

I mean, Routledge and AFI will not be publishing those histories. But People Magazine? The 50 years from now equivalent of Leonard Maltin?

tommyrot - Aug 10, 2004 7:36:39 am PDT #2642 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think even Austin Powers would touch, "Tonight you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

I suppose a Klingon might. If he was especially pervy.

DavidS - Aug 10, 2004 7:43:55 am PDT #2643 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Z-man! You're a chick!"

Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2004 8:00:38 am PDT #2644 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I suppose a Klingon might. If he was especially pervy.

Oh great, now I'm seeing Worf saying that line. Pass the brain bleach, please.

Steph L. - Aug 10, 2004 8:22:56 am PDT #2645 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Something to please the movie fans and lovers of gerunds:

McSweeney's offers a list of "gerunded" movie titles (like "Gleaming the Cube"), un-gerunded.

Sue - Aug 10, 2004 8:25:33 am PDT #2646 of 10001

hip deep in pie

John Malkovich Has Been Been

Bwah!

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 10, 2004 9:11:48 am PDT #2647 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh great, now I'm seeing Worf saying that line. Pass the brain bleach, please.

Imagine him saying it while wearing Scorpius' outfit.

Kat - Aug 10, 2004 9:20:31 am PDT #2648 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I Drove That Old Bitch Miss Daisy

Cracks me up.

Fred Pete - Aug 10, 2004 9:34:47 am PDT #2649 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Imagine him saying it while wearing Scorpius' outfit.

No, Superwoman!

Betsy HP - Aug 10, 2004 9:48:02 am PDT #2650 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

I do not like Tobey MacGuire. Let the shunning begin.

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