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But in prison, presumably where one can have a blunt object like a five pound weight easily transported from a weight room, the preferred weapon is the shiv.
I think you're assuming too much about an opponent with a hammer. Like that your opponent is asleep, or perhaps on life support. Maybe blind.
Like that your opponent is asleep, or perhaps on life support. Maybe blind.
Those are unreasonable things to look for in an attacker?
I think we're just generally trying to hurt the bad guy in my kitchen.
Still, it's nice that he's so patient whily you resolve this issue.
I love you all and want to marry each and every one of you. Except Plei and her lameass Batarang.
I love you all and want to marry each and every one of you. Except Plei and her lameass Batarang.
Don't be dissing the Batarang!
Damn it.
Knowing me, I could take your eye out with the thing entirely by accident!
Besides, it's not like I'm allowed to have sharp objects.
You know, if you're trapped in the kitchen there are all sorts of dangerous implements you could throw. Glass that could be broken and used as a weapon, garbage, soapy water (from a pot you're soaking), the pot, hard-veggies like winter squash, canned goods. I would use whatever you could get your hands on until you can get yourself to an exit and skedaddle.
You are all gigantic freaks.
You know, if you're trapped in the kitchen there are all sorts of dangerous implements you could throw.
Don't forget the boiling oil. You should ALWAYS keep a pot of boiling oil on the stove for safety's sake.
Ah. Keep an empty beer bottle by the sink. Grab it by the neck. Crack it on the counter so you have a sharp, broken bottle and look crazy.
See Allyson's the really dangerous one. She's got the creative-in-battle thing down.
Broken bottles, knives, pots and pans, lunchboxes, all useful things. Personally, I would go for the bottle of random toxic household cleaner and spray it in the attacker's face. Once they're blind and/or screaming from their face dissolving, THAT'S when you pull out the hammer and/or knife.
In random movie news: I finally saw Queen of the Damned last night. Hee! Cheesy cheesy vampire goodness! I must own my very own copy.
And then there's aerosol spray cans, which can be turned into impromptu flamethrowers.