I think we're just generally trying to hurt the bad guy in my kitchen.
Still, it's nice that he's so patient whily you resolve this issue.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
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tommyrot - Aug 06, 2004 3:38:29 pm PDT #2354 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Aug 06, 2004 4:37:54 pm PDT #2355 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I love you all and want to marry each and every one of you. Except Plei and her lameass Batarang.
P.M. Marc - Aug 06, 2004 5:20:52 pm PDT #2356 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I love you all and want to marry each and every one of you. Except Plei and her lameass Batarang.
Don't be dissing the Batarang!
Damn it.
Knowing me, I could take your eye out with the thing entirely by accident!
Besides, it's not like I'm allowed to have sharp objects.
sumi - Aug 06, 2004 5:34:18 pm PDT #2357 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
You know, if you're trapped in the kitchen there are all sorts of dangerous implements you could throw. Glass that could be broken and used as a weapon, garbage, soapy water (from a pot you're soaking), the pot, hard-veggies like winter squash, canned goods. I would use whatever you could get your hands on until you can get yourself to an exit and skedaddle.
Dana - Aug 06, 2004 5:48:12 pm PDT #2358 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You are all gigantic freaks.
Gandalfe - Aug 06, 2004 6:03:36 pm PDT #2359 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
You know, if you're trapped in the kitchen there are all sorts of dangerous implements you could throw.
Don't forget the boiling oil. You should ALWAYS keep a pot of boiling oil on the stove for safety's sake.
Atropa - Aug 06, 2004 6:07:39 pm PDT #2360 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Ah. Keep an empty beer bottle by the sink. Grab it by the neck. Crack it on the counter so you have a sharp, broken bottle and look crazy.
See Allyson's the really dangerous one. She's got the creative-in-battle thing down.
Broken bottles, knives, pots and pans, lunchboxes, all useful things. Personally, I would go for the bottle of random toxic household cleaner and spray it in the attacker's face. Once they're blind and/or screaming from their face dissolving, THAT'S when you pull out the hammer and/or knife.
In random movie news: I finally saw Queen of the Damned last night. Hee! Cheesy cheesy vampire goodness! I must own my very own copy.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2004 6:17:43 pm PDT #2361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And then there's aerosol spray cans, which can be turned into impromptu flamethrowers.
Gandalfe - Aug 06, 2004 6:19:09 pm PDT #2362 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Also, open cans of dog or cat food can cause projectile vomiting. IJS.
sumi - Aug 06, 2004 6:23:06 pm PDT #2363 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Also, for surprise -- there is always the spray hose on the kitchen sink.
Also useful for making the footing dangerous (I bet the garbage would work nicely there too.)
Boiling water could be a handy weapon too.