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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Aug 04, 2004 11:36:48 am PDT #2090 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Am I the only one who thinks that Alexis Denisof would make a great Bond? Granted, he's not as well-known as the other people being considered, but still. He could do 007, no problem.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 11:37:15 am PDT #2091 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is anyone on MI-5 suave and 30-ish?

Matthew MacFadyen? He's definitely more shaken than stirred. David Oyelowo -- well, he's not that much better a spy, but there is the whole shirtless factor.


Consuela - Aug 04, 2004 11:44:19 am PDT #2092 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So. Pretty.

Want me some Spooks again.


Jessica - Aug 04, 2004 11:44:51 am PDT #2093 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think AD would be great, but I'm pretty sure they only let Brits play Bond.


Nutty - Aug 04, 2004 11:47:47 am PDT #2094 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Is anyone on MI-5 suave and 30-ish?

I think the problem here is that these people are the worst spies evar. Also, I don't think the big movie franchise could get nearly as much Heroic Suffering mileage out of them as a TV series can. Generally speaking, I don't think big movie franchises get anything out of suffering, except what they put their audiences through.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 11:52:02 am PDT #2095 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think big movie franchises get anything out of suffering

Don't tell that to the Bourne folks.

I'm pretty sure they only let Brits play Bond.

Don't tell that to the Lazenby folks.


Steph L. - Aug 04, 2004 11:53:41 am PDT #2096 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm pretty sure they only let Brits play Bond.

Isn't Brosnan really Irish? Or does that count as "Brit"? (It's like the differences between Great Britain, the UK, and just plain England. Confusing.)


Jessica - Aug 04, 2004 11:57:25 am PDT #2097 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Don't tell that to the Lazenby folks

Ah, I knew I'd missed one when I was mentally going through the list. So I guess there's precedent if they decide to go with Bana.

[eta: Irish/English/Scottish/Welsh are all under the "British" umbrella, I'm pretty sure.]


Katie M - Aug 04, 2004 11:58:03 am PDT #2098 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

So. Pretty.

Worst spy ever!

Wait, he got the actress who plays Zoe pregnant? Huh.


JZ - Aug 04, 2004 12:01:54 pm PDT #2099 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm pretty sure they only let Brits play Bond.

Pffft. As Teppy points out, men who were indeed Brits but decidedly not English have played Bond (the first Bond was a Scot, dammit!), and AD is half-English, or anyhow spent his formative years actually in England.

Not that I think he has a chance in hell of even being considered (though he would rock so very hard at it).