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Gandalfe - Aug 02, 2004 8:27:49 am PDT #1921 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

The problem in casting Bond is that he has to be rugged enough to be an action adventure hero, be sophisticated enough to make the tux/baccarat scenes work, and have enough charisma for the women to fall all over him. Not easy to find that combo.

How about Denzel?


Sean K - Aug 02, 2004 8:29:12 am PDT #1922 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also, I'm watching Hollywood Homicide on cable, and....

I'm apparently a sucker for even a pedestrian buddy cop movie, but I kinda like it. I probably would have hated it if I'd paid any money to see it, but on cable, it's fine.

Also the parade of motown cameos is really tickling me. Gladys Knight is as beautiful as ever (such a pretty smile), and Smokey Robinson's cab driver cameo gave me a good ex-cabbie giggle.

(Edited for correct quick tag)


Steph L. - Aug 02, 2004 8:30:02 am PDT #1923 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

How about Denzel?

Or, in that vein, Don Cheadle?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2004 8:32:47 am PDT #1924 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or, in that vein, Don Cheadle?

Oh dear - I'm imagining him using his Ocean's 11 accent for this. Not what I have in mind when I think of Bond, needless to say.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2004 8:35:08 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If he was actually trying in Ocean's Eleven, Cheadle would need a LOT of accent work. (Not that it would be the same accent.)


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 8:39:19 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm pro Denzel or Yun Fat, myself. Slick, suave, impressively capable physically.


Fred Pete - Aug 02, 2004 8:40:26 am PDT #1927 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

How about Denzel?

I recently saw the Branagh Much Ado About Nothing. He'd be a fine choice. Not very quippy, but the part didn't call for that.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2004 8:46:28 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nothing against Denzel or Yun Fat, but isn't a big part of re-casting Bond to make him younger again? I think they are each too old to just be starting as Bond. You need a 35-40 year old, so he can do Bond for 10 years.


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2004 8:49:03 am PDT #1929 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A thousand years from now, the heads of studios will meet in a special room to pick the next James Bond. Folks will know when the new Bond has been chosen by the color of the smoke coming out the building's chimney.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2004 8:51:00 am PDT #1930 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nothing against Denzel or Yun Fat, but isn't a big part of re-casting Bond to make him younger again?

I have a sneaking suspicion that's not the big obstacle in their way.