All your Franco and Gyllenhaal are belong to me.
Thank you.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
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Kate P. - Jul 28, 2004 9:30:30 am PDT #1480 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 9:32:03 am PDT #1481 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
But wouldn't that make Kirsten Dunst into Hil-sized or smaller? I mean, she wasn't particularly wearing heels in the Spidey movies, but I never got the sense that she couldn't get onto several Disney rides due to her height.
I think we need a cadre of mad yardstick-wielding operatives who will go forth and measure people for our education. Who is free this weekend??
sumi - Jul 28, 2004 9:52:38 am PDT #1482 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Tobey was tall for a jockey. . . .
bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 10:00:21 am PDT #1483 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I will take one of Franco and one of Gyllenhaal, please.
I cannot believe you don't think those two are DREAMY.
P.M. Marc - Jul 28, 2004 10:01:10 am PDT #1484 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Tobey was tall for a jockey. . . .
Based on the pictures of him near Jockeys I Have Been Within a Few Feet Of, I suspect that the 5'6"ish is about right.
(IIRC, the jock he was playing was also tallish, just slim.)
JohnSweden - Jul 28, 2004 10:02:40 am PDT #1485 of 10001
I can't even.
No, they're calling Franco that height. Tobey's smaller. Imagine. Maybe the 5' thing wasn't hyperbole.
Ah. Sheesh.
Tobey was tall for a jockey. . . .
So we're saying he's a big little person?
Oh, speaking of such, Seth Green was on my teevee last night. I was watching the Jays/Yankees baseball game, and some clever producer had him stop by the broadcast booth to talk with the local tv guys, expose his complete lack of baseball/sports knowledge and pimp his new movie.
bon bon - Jul 28, 2004 10:07:04 am PDT #1486 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Whatever Seth's new movie is, he's snuggling two other naked guys in the commercials.
Dana - Jul 28, 2004 10:07:29 am PDT #1487 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You guys are nuts. They're all hot. Clive Owen, Colin Firth, Matt Damon, Guy Pearce, Jake Gyllenhall, James Franco. All of them.
Except for Colin Farrell, who is kind of icky, despite the fact that he sometimes manages to convince me that he's not.
Nutty - Jul 28, 2004 10:10:28 am PDT #1488 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I will never be able to see Farrell as hot again, after seeing the Alexander Farrah-hair photos. In the back of my head I will always be, "Oh, sweetie, there are middle-aged widows in Queens who want their hairdos back."
Most of the rest on Dana's list do okay by me, some more than others. It distresses me that I can find Guy Pearce hot despite the fact that he is vaguely horse-faced.
Jessica - Jul 28, 2004 10:12:32 am PDT #1489 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Except for Colin Farrell, who is kind of icky
Dana = CRAZY
All your Colin Farrell are belong to me.