No, they're calling Franco that height. Tobey's smaller. Imagine. Maybe the 5' thing wasn't hyperbole.
Ah. Sheesh.
Tobey was tall for a jockey. . . .
So we're saying he's a big little person?
Oh, speaking of such, Seth Green was on my teevee last night. I was watching the Jays/Yankees baseball game, and some clever producer had him stop by the broadcast booth to talk with the local tv guys, expose his complete lack of baseball/sports knowledge and pimp his new movie.
Whatever Seth's new movie is, he's snuggling two other naked guys in the commercials.
You guys are nuts. They're all hot. Clive Owen, Colin Firth, Matt Damon, Guy Pearce, Jake Gyllenhall, James Franco. All of them.
Except for Colin Farrell, who is kind of icky, despite the fact that he sometimes manages to convince me that he's not.
I will never be able to see Farrell as hot again, after seeing the
Alexander
Farrah-hair photos. In the back of my head I will always be, "Oh, sweetie, there are middle-aged widows in Queens who want their hairdos back."
Most of the rest on Dana's list do okay by me, some more than others. It distresses me that I can find Guy Pearce hot despite the fact that he is vaguely horse-faced.
Except for Colin Farrell, who is kind of icky
Dana = CRAZY
All your Colin Farrell are belong to me.
Take him. I'll be making out with Clive Owen.
Guy Pearce is my #1 Seekrit Celebrity Boyfriend. Mmm.
That's the main character from "Cold Case" in the Hostage film, isn't it?
They're remaking My Bodyguard.
Dana, get away from Clive! He's mine!
Colin is dirty and smelly.