I will never be able to see Farrell as hot again, after seeing the
Alexander
Farrah-hair photos. In the back of my head I will always be, "Oh, sweetie, there are middle-aged widows in Queens who want their hairdos back."
Most of the rest on Dana's list do okay by me, some more than others. It distresses me that I can find Guy Pearce hot despite the fact that he is vaguely horse-faced.
Except for Colin Farrell, who is kind of icky
Dana = CRAZY
All your Colin Farrell are belong to me.
Take him. I'll be making out with Clive Owen.
Guy Pearce is my #1 Seekrit Celebrity Boyfriend. Mmm.
That's the main character from "Cold Case" in the Hostage film, isn't it?
They're remaking My Bodyguard.
Dana, get away from Clive! He's mine!
Colin is dirty and smelly.
I love Dana, because she likes even more boys than me.
Well, there are other reasons too, but right now this is the most compelling.
Speaking of Seth Green, I just saw the first 30 minutes of Rat Race at the gym. It made me very tense.
There needs to be a DVD where you can strip out stories. Nuke Cuba, for sure, and perhaps Jon Lovitz.
Well, basically watch Seth and Breckin over and over and over.