Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


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Aims - Jul 23, 2004 7:49:54 am PDT #1225 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t laughing like a drain

Now that I'm spoiled, I have to go see it. It's like FernGully meets Colonial House .


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 23, 2004 7:58:11 am PDT #1226 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Now I understand the need for the viral marketing.

For this turkey to make money, the virus would need to be as infectious and compelling as the one in 28 Days Later. Their only hope is that it pays for itself during the first showing Friday night, before people exiting the theater can tell the ones coming in for the late show what happens.

She overacts Patience's flaky timidity and then, to compensate, overdoes catwoman's suave self-confidence, swinging her hips and pushing out her lips as if she were trying to attract the amorous attentions of Pepe le Pew.

I'm now visualizing the cartoon scene where the cat bathes in limburger cheese to become a match for Pepe, sets out in search of him, and wilts potted plants to the sides of the door when she makes her entrance. I suspect a similar odor will be emanating from Halle's performance.


Lyra Jane - Jul 23, 2004 8:00:48 am PDT #1227 of 10001
Up with the sun

Has anyone else read George Sanders' short story "Pastoralia"?

because that's what The Village sounds like to me now. Only it probably isn't funny. (Or about cavemen.)


Consuela - Jul 23, 2004 8:01:15 am PDT #1228 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oddly enough, Mick LaSalle, the SF Chronicle movie guy, liked Catwoman. Huh.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 8:04:34 am PDT #1229 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's really a movie about women. So tonight a million men will drag their girlfriends to see "Catwoman" and will walk out saying, "Wasn't that stupid?" but the women will know: It's not.

Um. Beg to differ.


evil jimi - Jul 23, 2004 8:38:50 am PDT #1230 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Triffids could be killed by salt water.

No they couldn't. No way. Uh-uh. Naw. I can't hear you. LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

Can you guess the extent to which I hate that Howard Keel monstrosity?


Betsy HP - Jul 23, 2004 8:58:38 am PDT #1231 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Whooo-hoo!

Here's the Big Sekrit Neil Gaiman Announcement from ComiCon.

New Line Cinema has picked up feature rights to Neil Gaiman's graphic novel "Death: The High Cost of Living". According to Variety, Gaiman is in talks to make his directorial debut on the film.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 9:10:16 am PDT #1232 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease make it animated...


Lyra Jane - Jul 23, 2004 9:15:20 am PDT #1233 of 10001
Up with the sun

Hmmmm.

OTOH, yay, Hazel & Foxglove!

On the other ... didn't like Parish or Priestley or Deacon or Bible or whatever his name is much on the page (which I know is intentional). Not sure I want to see him onscreen.

ETA: Sexton. I was thematically, if not phonetically, accurate.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2004 9:23:50 am PDT #1234 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is this old news?

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Paramount Pictures has picked up feature rights to DC Comics limited series Watchmen. Darren Aronofsky will develop and direct the project, which is being written by David Hayter.