Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Vortex - Jun 01, 2005 6:18:18 am PDT #7653 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It used to be Navy: NCIS. Now it's just NCIS,

they finally bowed to the pressure that it was stupidly repetitive.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 6:19:32 am PDT #7654 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm so dense -- I almost typed "But we're not in Natter."

No Cheese In Space


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 6:21:21 am PDT #7655 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Next Cute Innuit Socks.


Allyson - Jun 01, 2005 6:22:01 am PDT #7656 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Having given it some thought, Jess, I'm not all sycophantic in my devotion. I agreed with you about Firefly (until Out of Gas) and even then, there were four great eps and the rest sort of fell flat. I do think it would have hit a stride.

And i don't intend to subject myself to 24 just because Fury is on it. I find the show irritating and silly. I'm probably the minority opinion, I know. And even Fury's involvement in LOST doesn't make me snark on it any less. It's a trainwreck on it's way to slamming into the side of the mountain.

If I thought The Inside sucked, I'd not have been actively supporting it.

I'm not sure about Rachel, I haven't seen her act, I've only read it, so all my opinions are are based on scripts.

As for jacking himself off about a Spike flick, well, he does. It feels like every other column but in reality it's only been three, I think. I think it's a terrible idea, but then, the last four years of Spike and teh scenery chewing hurt my head. YSMV.


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 6:22:53 am PDT #7657 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Never Cut Ice Slacks


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 6:27:19 am PDT #7658 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nasty Cockatoos Inside Shack.


Lee - Jun 01, 2005 7:03:28 am PDT #7659 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Native Cincinnatians immensely suck.


Lee - Jun 01, 2005 7:04:02 am PDT #7660 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

(sorry, couldn't resist.)


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 7:11:55 am PDT #7661 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That actually was clever, especially from someone who *actually* sucks.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 7:14:45 am PDT #7662 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I would have been a leading proponent of a Spike TV movie 2 or 3 years ago, when it would have lessened his negative influence on my favorite shows. Now I'm completely meh about the issue—let the fans who want it have it if the money works out, nobody will be forcing me to watch.