It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 6:27:19 am PDT #7658 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nasty Cockatoos Inside Shack.


Lee - Jun 01, 2005 7:03:28 am PDT #7659 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Native Cincinnatians immensely suck.


Lee - Jun 01, 2005 7:04:02 am PDT #7660 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

(sorry, couldn't resist.)


Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 7:11:55 am PDT #7661 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That actually was clever, especially from someone who *actually* sucks.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 7:14:45 am PDT #7662 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I would have been a leading proponent of a Spike TV movie 2 or 3 years ago, when it would have lessened his negative influence on my favorite shows. Now I'm completely meh about the issue—let the fans who want it have it if the money works out, nobody will be forcing me to watch.


AnthonyDe - Jun 01, 2005 7:42:03 am PDT #7663 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.

You never know what will play to the masses. I visit a Howard Stern message board which I'm sure most of you think is the lowest common denominator of society but in many ways they are "the masses." They love 24. They think it's unrealistic at times but they love when Jack Bauer kicks ass and they love the geek girl Chloe. However smart it may or may not be or however good the performances may or may not be for a lot of people that it's bloody and has a hot chick will be enough. Whatever works right?


Betsy HP - Jun 01, 2005 7:49:35 am PDT #7664 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

That actually was clever, especially from someone who *actually* sucks.

And what's wrong with that? Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.


DXMachina - Jun 01, 2005 8:05:23 am PDT #7665 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

That actually was clever, especially from someone who *actually* sucks.

Steph, NC could also stand for "Northern Californians."


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 8:30:25 am PDT #7666 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Northern Californians...In Space!!!!!!


amych - Jun 01, 2005 8:36:43 am PDT #7667 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Northern Californians...In Space!!!!!!

As opposed to real reality....