I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you want to trade... no wait, I wouldn't give up that memory for anything.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:13:50 pm PST #3909 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Unless, of course, Abrams & Lindelhof have a bigger surprise planned for what's behind the hatch Bone and Locke found than I'd previously anticipated.

You think there's a plan?

That's so cute. Come here so I can pinch your cutiepie cheeks, cutie.


JohnSweden - Jan 13, 2005 2:16:05 pm PST #3910 of 10001
I can't even.

Unless, of course, Abrams & Lindelhof have a bigger surprise planned for what's behind the hatch Bone and Locke found than I'd previously anticipated.

He gets called Bone? Tell me that's not a typo, Matt. I find the show nearly unwatchable, but with really good snark, I could try it again. I guess. Damn, I need more stuff to do.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2005 2:17:11 pm PST #3911 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bwah! Well, apparently there are two or three parallel plans, which alternate from one week to the next. With no communication between their respective originators.

With both Tim and Jane on the new series, I expect similar tonal shifts that nevertheless manage not to invalidate the characterization from previous weeks.

Oops! It's a typo, but perhaps my subconscious was trying to substitute "Bonehead" and only got halway there.


JohnSweden - Jan 13, 2005 2:17:36 pm PST #3912 of 10001
I can't even.

You think there's a plan?

From what I've seen of the show, it seems that the Lost writers get to pull the cushions out of the couch in search of leftover low-grade crack and it just floooows from there.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:21:55 pm PST #3913 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

From what I've seen of the show, it seems that the Lost writers get to pull the cushions out of the couch in search of leftover low-grade crack and it just floooows from there.

There's a woman on the show making Nad's hair removal kits in a garden, I think. They have little food other than fruit, though no one but the fat guy gets the shits.

I have learned from LOST that pretty people don't EVER have runny poop, and they will find a way to wax their bikini areas, against all odds.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2005 2:29:49 pm PST #3914 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

To be fair, it's reasonable to assume that Shannon isn't eating at all, and is instead feeding off the misery of all the people around her.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:33:20 pm PST #3915 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wasn't there a demon who did that on Angel?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:34:02 pm PST #3916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, maybe she's a tree that's on the internet.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:37:47 pm PST #3917 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! The internet tree! I forgot about the internet tree!

Who wrote that?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:39:00 pm PST #3918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some wack job. I think they got him from Buffy.