To be fair, it's reasonable to assume that Shannon isn't eating at all, and is instead feeding off the misery of all the people around her.
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2005 2:29:49 pm PST #3914 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:33:20 pm PST #3915 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Wasn't there a demon who did that on Angel?
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:34:02 pm PST #3916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, maybe she's a tree that's on the internet.
Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:37:47 pm PST #3917 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh! The internet tree! I forgot about the internet tree!
Who wrote that?
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:39:00 pm PST #3918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some wack job. I think they got him from Buffy.
Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:42:19 pm PST #3919 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Musta been Tim, then.
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:45:06 pm PST #3920 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
THAT'S his name.
Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:49:54 pm PST #3921 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ohmigod! that was terrible.
Seriously, our boy wrote the internet tree?
I need to borrow someone's DVDs. Is there commentary?
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:51:35 pm PST #3922 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tim Minear and Jeff Bell, it seems.
Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2005 2:54:16 pm PST #3923 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Seriously, our boy wrote the internet tree?
Oh, I thought you were joking. You didn't know? I thought we'd been over this.
Is there commentary?
No, no commentary. Tim and Jeff talk on "Billy" about how beating up women is fun, though.
Okay, not really.