Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.

Willow ,'Never Leave Me'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:21:55 pm PST #3913 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

From what I've seen of the show, it seems that the Lost writers get to pull the cushions out of the couch in search of leftover low-grade crack and it just floooows from there.

There's a woman on the show making Nad's hair removal kits in a garden, I think. They have little food other than fruit, though no one but the fat guy gets the shits.

I have learned from LOST that pretty people don't EVER have runny poop, and they will find a way to wax their bikini areas, against all odds.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2005 2:29:49 pm PST #3914 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

To be fair, it's reasonable to assume that Shannon isn't eating at all, and is instead feeding off the misery of all the people around her.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:33:20 pm PST #3915 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wasn't there a demon who did that on Angel?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:34:02 pm PST #3916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, maybe she's a tree that's on the internet.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:37:47 pm PST #3917 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh! The internet tree! I forgot about the internet tree!

Who wrote that?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:39:00 pm PST #3918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some wack job. I think they got him from Buffy.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:42:19 pm PST #3919 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Musta been Tim, then.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:45:06 pm PST #3920 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

THAT'S his name.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2005 2:49:54 pm PST #3921 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ohmigod! that was terrible.

Seriously, our boy wrote the internet tree?

I need to borrow someone's DVDs. Is there commentary?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2005 2:51:35 pm PST #3922 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tim Minear and Jeff Bell, it seems.