Some creepy person has been impersonating Tim at CHUD.com, ripping his posts from here and then reposting them there.
Why?
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 3:36:42 pm PST #3568 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Consuela - Dec 09, 2004 3:42:26 pm PST #3569 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Grrr, argh.
Because they're a troll, Allyson, and they like the attention, even if it's stolen glory.
Trolls, bleah.
Sean K - Dec 09, 2004 3:50:41 pm PST #3570 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
W. T. F. ???
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 3:54:19 pm PST #3571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No one ever impersonates me.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Sean K - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:22 pm PST #3572 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
DXMachina - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:43 pm PST #3573 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
Hah! x-post.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:51 pm PST #3574 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Yeah. Or when you publish your book and someone claims you stole it from her....
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 4:05:40 pm PST #3575 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
It might be more shocking if you tell them I'm alive.
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
I have a zit on my cheek and also, i have split ends. Will taht be enough for a vigil with candles and such?
Betsy HP - Dec 09, 2004 4:14:52 pm PST #3576 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hi. I am Allyson's best friend.
Allyson wanted to tell me that she is confined to a wheelchair, having suffered a near-fatal backlash when a piece of snark misfired.
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Whoops! That last piece of sarcasm did her in. Oh, well.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 4:25:08 pm PST #3577 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Augh! C'mon. We all know Allyson's got the cynical snark thing going, but kicking puppies?!?!?!??!?!
Clubbing baby seals, yes. But kicking puppies is beyond the pale.
Right?