No one ever impersonates me.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 3:54:19 pm PST #3571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sean K - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:22 pm PST #3572 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
DXMachina - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:43 pm PST #3573 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
Hah! x-post.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:51 pm PST #3574 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Yeah. Or when you publish your book and someone claims you stole it from her....
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 4:05:40 pm PST #3575 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
It might be more shocking if you tell them I'm alive.
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
I have a zit on my cheek and also, i have split ends. Will taht be enough for a vigil with candles and such?
Betsy HP - Dec 09, 2004 4:14:52 pm PST #3576 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hi. I am Allyson's best friend.
Allyson wanted to tell me that she is confined to a wheelchair, having suffered a near-fatal backlash when a piece of snark misfired.
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Whoops! That last piece of sarcasm did her in. Oh, well.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 4:25:08 pm PST #3577 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Augh! C'mon. We all know Allyson's got the cynical snark thing going, but kicking puppies?!?!?!??!?!
Clubbing baby seals, yes. But kicking puppies is beyond the pale.
Right?
JohnSweden - Dec 09, 2004 4:26:22 pm PST #3578 of 10001
I can't even.
Right?
No?
(at least, I hope not)
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 4:28:48 pm PST #3579 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
psst! JohnSweden's a puppy kicker - pass it on.
Alibelle - Dec 09, 2004 4:30:39 pm PST #3580 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
She could kick a puppy out of her way, that slams into a kitten, knocking it into the cold freezing arctic waters that cause it to drown, on her way to clubbing a baby seal.