'Serenity'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
It might be more shocking if you tell them I'm alive.
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
I have a zit on my cheek and also, i have split ends. Will taht be enough for a vigil with candles and such?
Hi. I am Allyson's best friend.
Allyson wanted to tell me that she is confined to a wheelchair, having suffered a near-fatal backlash when a piece of snark misfired.
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Whoops! That last piece of sarcasm did her in. Oh, well.
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Augh! C'mon. We all know Allyson's got the cynical snark thing going, but kicking puppies?!?!?!??!?!
Clubbing baby seals, yes. But kicking puppies is beyond the pale.
Right?
Right?
No?
(at least, I hope not)
psst! JohnSweden's a puppy kicker - pass it on.
She could kick a puppy out of her way, that slams into a kitten, knocking it into the cold freezing arctic waters that cause it to drown, on her way to clubbing a baby seal.
psst! Joss Whedon's a guppy tickler - pass it on
And then a baby whale swims up, eats the kitten, chokes on it (because, come on, it's a krill feeder) and sinks to the bottom of the sea, mournfully burbling "Baby Beluga" with its dying breath.
If she's got a frozen kitten, does she even need a club? IJS.
I think the part of Webb should be played by Amy Acker.