Will that be a sign that I've arrived? If someone impersonates me?
Yeah. Or when you publish your book and someone claims you stole it from her....
Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 3:56:51 pm PST #3574 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 4:05:40 pm PST #3575 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, sweetie. You want someone to run over to the Beta and tell them you're dead?
It might be more shocking if you tell them I'm alive.
Or if someone claiming to be a relative comes in and says you were horribly maimed or killed.
I have a zit on my cheek and also, i have split ends. Will taht be enough for a vigil with candles and such?
Betsy HP - Dec 09, 2004 4:14:52 pm PST #3576 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hi. I am Allyson's best friend.
Allyson wanted to tell me that she is confined to a wheelchair, having suffered a near-fatal backlash when a piece of snark misfired.
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Whoops! That last piece of sarcasm did her in. Oh, well.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 4:25:08 pm PST #3577 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She would like you all to kick a puppy for her.
Augh! C'mon. We all know Allyson's got the cynical snark thing going, but kicking puppies?!?!?!??!?!
Clubbing baby seals, yes. But kicking puppies is beyond the pale.
Right?
JohnSweden - Dec 09, 2004 4:26:22 pm PST #3578 of 10001
I can't even.
Right?
No?
(at least, I hope not)
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2004 4:28:48 pm PST #3579 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
psst! JohnSweden's a puppy kicker - pass it on.
Alibelle - Dec 09, 2004 4:30:39 pm PST #3580 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
She could kick a puppy out of her way, that slams into a kitten, knocking it into the cold freezing arctic waters that cause it to drown, on her way to clubbing a baby seal.
DXMachina - Dec 09, 2004 4:31:21 pm PST #3581 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
psst! Joss Whedon's a guppy tickler - pass it on
Betsy HP - Dec 09, 2004 4:33:23 pm PST #3582 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
And then a baby whale swims up, eats the kitten, chokes on it (because, come on, it's a krill feeder) and sinks to the bottom of the sea, mournfully burbling "Baby Beluga" with its dying breath.
brenda m - Dec 09, 2004 5:15:22 pm PST #3583 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If she's got a frozen kitten, does she even need a club? IJS.