Tachyons!
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Jon B. - Jun 04, 2004 8:17:10 am PDT #309 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Kalshane - Jun 04, 2004 8:19:53 am PDT #310 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Almost forgot, they have to go to a planet that's a recreation of Nazi Germany. And then another one that's like the Wild West. Oh, wait.
JohnSweden - Jun 04, 2004 8:21:52 am PDT #311 of 10001
I can't even.
That reversing the tachyon pulse stuff is GOLDEN! Everyone's got tachyons, right? Aren't they all around us like the force? We don't want this to be too, I dunno, paramount-ish though. So no bumpy foreheads. You'll have to change the makeup on the barney miller guy.
Wolfram - Jun 04, 2004 8:22:22 am PDT #312 of 10001
Visilurking
And there's needs to be a mischevious godlike creature to tie up asspulls.
Wolfram - Jun 04, 2004 8:23:07 am PDT #313 of 10001
Visilurking
Wow this movie practically writes itself.
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 8:48:41 am PDT #314 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Strix - Jun 04, 2004 8:51:44 am PDT #315 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH!
I would never break your jaw.
(But hey, take a fuckload of Demerol beforehand and make some bucks.)
tiggy - Jun 04, 2004 8:54:20 am PDT #316 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
COMM!!! only not. since i don't drink coffee, but still. bwahahaha!!!
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2004 9:52:34 am PDT #317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Allyson - Jun 04, 2004 9:54:33 am PDT #318 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Will they bid on a chance to break my jaw?