Do we have to fight crime?
Wearing long billowy coats.
'Selfless'
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Do we have to fight crime?
Wearing long billowy coats.
Wearing long billowy coats.
I'm too lazy. But I'll cheer Strega on during commercial breaks with an occassional, "WHOOT WHOOT"
Aw, don't parse the shout-out.
In ways both good and bad, that's what we *do*.
Do we have to fight crime?
Nuke it from orbit. That, of course, being the only way to be sure and all, and fandom being completely buckfuck nuts.
(Though I had a sudden moment of feeling better about this fandom today when I accidentally wandered into a comics board. Even the worst of the K*tten stuff seems sane and tame compared to the Green Lantern Wars.)
Even the worst of the K*tten stuff seems sane and tame compared to the Green Lantern Wars.)
Doesn't that lametard fight crime with yellow?
WTF?
"Behold! This is my banana of DOOM!"
"Back off, Osama! I'm driving a SCHOOL BUS!"
Doesn't that lametard fight crime with yellow?
No, yellow is his weakness, which is even lamer.
"Aaaach, Big Bird, get away from me!"
"I ordered pink lemonade, dammit! Are you trying to kill me?"
In ways both good and bad, that's what we *do*.
Word.
Hey, now, I was just giving historical background. No parsing intended.
--kmm
No, yellow is his weakness, which is even lamer.
dies
So, this is the only superhero who can be killed by a golden shower? We all pee and he's DONE FOR.
I hate the Green Lantern. Doesn't a small boy ride on his back for no apparent reason?
No no no. The WEAKNESS of his power is yellow.
He fights crime with, err, green constructs from a magic ring.
Yeah. Like that sounds so much better. But he's got an oath!
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
beware my power--green lantern's light!
Which, for the record, sounds really funny when you have four people reciting it drunkenly at a wedding, as I learned a week and a half ago.
That's an oath? I like Heroboy's better: "I MUST SUCCEED!"