Doesn't that lametard fight crime with yellow?
No, yellow is his weakness, which is even lamer.
"Aaaach, Big Bird, get away from me!"
"I ordered pink lemonade, dammit! Are you trying to kill me?"
Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Angel 5: Is That It? Am I Done?
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Polter-Cow - May 26, 2004 8:50:25 pm PDT #1559 of 3531
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Consuela - May 26, 2004 8:51:15 pm PDT #1560 of 3531
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
In ways both good and bad, that's what we *do*.
Word.
Katie M - May 26, 2004 8:52:23 pm PDT #1561 of 3531
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Hey, now, I was just giving historical background. No parsing intended.
--kmm
Allyson - May 26, 2004 8:52:29 pm PDT #1562 of 3531
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No, yellow is his weakness, which is even lamer.
dies
So, this is the only superhero who can be killed by a golden shower? We all pee and he's DONE FOR.
I hate the Green Lantern. Doesn't a small boy ride on his back for no apparent reason?
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:53:18 pm PDT #1563 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
No no no. The WEAKNESS of his power is yellow.
He fights crime with, err, green constructs from a magic ring.
Yeah. Like that sounds so much better. But he's got an oath!
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
beware my power--green lantern's light!
Which, for the record, sounds really funny when you have four people reciting it drunkenly at a wedding, as I learned a week and a half ago.
Polter-Cow - May 26, 2004 8:54:05 pm PDT #1564 of 3531
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's an oath? I like Heroboy's better: "I MUST SUCCEED!"
Consuela - May 26, 2004 8:54:34 pm PDT #1565 of 3531
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Bwah. Nobody did that at our table. I feel deprived.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:54:57 pm PDT #1566 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think I need to stop reading Elseworlds. They are affecting my oath skills.
Allyson - May 26, 2004 8:55:00 pm PDT #1567 of 3531
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
OH MY GOD i hate the Green Lantern.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:57:37 pm PDT #1568 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
There are multiple Green Lanterns. There used to be a whole corps.
Then bad things happened. So the last guardian said "fuck it" and gave the ring to some slacker artist boy with a pretty face.
Because his other option was a homeless drunk guy or something.
I am not making this up.