No, yellow is his weakness, which is even lamer.
dies
So, this is the only superhero who can be killed by a golden shower? We all pee and he's DONE FOR.
I hate the Green Lantern. Doesn't a small boy ride on his back for no apparent reason?
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Angel 5: Is That It? Am I Done?
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Allyson - May 26, 2004 8:52:29 pm PDT #1562 of 3531
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:53:18 pm PDT #1563 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
No no no. The WEAKNESS of his power is yellow.
He fights crime with, err, green constructs from a magic ring.
Yeah. Like that sounds so much better. But he's got an oath!
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
beware my power--green lantern's light!
Which, for the record, sounds really funny when you have four people reciting it drunkenly at a wedding, as I learned a week and a half ago.
Polter-Cow - May 26, 2004 8:54:05 pm PDT #1564 of 3531
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's an oath? I like Heroboy's better: "I MUST SUCCEED!"
Consuela - May 26, 2004 8:54:34 pm PDT #1565 of 3531
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Bwah. Nobody did that at our table. I feel deprived.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:54:57 pm PDT #1566 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think I need to stop reading Elseworlds. They are affecting my oath skills.
Allyson - May 26, 2004 8:55:00 pm PDT #1567 of 3531
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
OH MY GOD i hate the Green Lantern.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 8:57:37 pm PDT #1568 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
There are multiple Green Lanterns. There used to be a whole corps.
Then bad things happened. So the last guardian said "fuck it" and gave the ring to some slacker artist boy with a pretty face.
Because his other option was a homeless drunk guy or something.
I am not making this up.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 9:03:10 pm PDT #1569 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Bwah. Nobody did that at our table. I feel deprived.
They knew to stick the serious goobs together, says the girl who spent the night with a Robin lego figure shoved down the front of her formal attire.
I wandered over to other tables and made them say it for me if it was on their infocard.
Consuela - May 26, 2004 9:14:27 pm PDT #1570 of 3531
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, wait, I may be wrong. I think DX was at our table, and he said it. Unless I'm hallucinating...
Which, you know, possible.
I'magoing to bed.
P.M. Marc - May 26, 2004 9:15:31 pm PDT #1571 of 3531
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I know DX said it. I think Jon said it. For some reason, I'm remembering you at a different table. Heh.