Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 6:47:28 am PDT #165 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Natter is discouraged in this thread too, but not deleted.

This is true for all the left-hand threads (except Press and Beep Me, natch), and definitely deserves to be mentioned.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2004 6:53:27 am PDT #166 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

While we may occasionally mention Buffy or Buffista-related goods, please don't spam us. Thanks. Besides, we all have large penises already.

Maybe amend the last sentence to make it a little more inclusive? Maybe to "Besides, we all have large penises (or breasts, where appropriate) already."

Assuming that breast-augmentation spam is common.


flea - Apr 19, 2004 7:01:57 am PDT #167 of 10001
information libertarian

I think the joke of the line is its lack of inclusiveness, since many of us are women (but have large penises anyway).

(I have never received breast augmentation spam. I guess if you can actually do it, you don't spam for it).


Astarte - Apr 19, 2004 7:07:49 am PDT #168 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

The penis one is more common. And indiscriminately sprayed across the email landscape.

I like the funny of the assumption that the size of my penis needs enlarging.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 7:09:38 am PDT #169 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What flea said. (And I've never seen breast augmentation spam either -- if there are breasts in my spam, they're usually attached to barlY leg111al t33nz copier oatmeal waterpik.)


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2004 7:09:41 am PDT #170 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I think the joke of the line is its lack of inclusiveness, since many of us are women (but have large penises anyway).

Yup.


Fred Pete - Apr 19, 2004 7:15:21 am PDT #171 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

OK. I'll withdraw the comment.


Jon B. - Apr 19, 2004 7:16:14 am PDT #172 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I like the funny of the assumption that the size of my penis needs enlarging.

Ditto.

(I was going to clarify that "ditto" but I think I'll let it stand on its own)


Typo Boy - Apr 19, 2004 7:17:54 am PDT #173 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 7:23:07 am PDT #174 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

While we may occasionally mention Buffy or Buffista-related goods, please don't spam us. Thanks. Besides, we all have large penises already.

Going back a bit, I would suggest adding "Spam will be deleted" to this bit. Maybe:

While we may occasionally mention Buffy or Buffista-related goods, please don't spam us. If you do, it will be deleted by the Stompies. Besides, we all have large penises already.