I like the funny of the assumption that the size of my penis needs enlarging.
Ditto.
(I was going to clarify that "ditto" but I think I'll let it stand on its own)
I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Bureaucracy 3: Oh, so now you want to be part of the SOLUTION?
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
Jon B. - Apr 19, 2004 7:16:14 am PDT #172 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Typo Boy - Apr 19, 2004 7:17:54 am PDT #173 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 7:23:07 am PDT #174 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
While we may occasionally mention Buffy or Buffista-related goods, please don't spam us. Thanks. Besides, we all have large penises already.
Going back a bit, I would suggest adding "Spam will be deleted" to this bit. Maybe:
While we may occasionally mention Buffy or Buffista-related goods, please don't spam us. If you do, it will be deleted by the Stompies. Besides, we all have large penises already.
Liese S. - Apr 19, 2004 8:13:56 am PDT #175 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
What about 'is likely to be deleted'? That way we leave ourselves the room for our discretion so it's clear that the community is deciding what's spam and what's not. It's might be hard to tell for some people, because we do promote (our own) products from time to time.
Lyra Jane - Apr 19, 2004 8:29:05 am PDT #176 of 10001
Up with the sun
Natter is discouraged in this thread too, but not deleted.
Thanks, Sue. The original bullet did include bureau, and I took it out.
Maybe edit it to:
*We talk a lot. Most of our ramblings are in the Natter threads, but almost any thread is fair game. However, chat is discouraged in all administrative threads, including Bureaucracy, Buffistas Building a Better Board, and Lightbulb. Natter posted in Sunnydale Press, our general announcements thread, and Apocalypse, our personal announcements thread, will be deleted.
I think the joke of the line is its lack of inclusiveness, since many of us are women (but have large penises anyway).
Yep, that was the intended joke. I'm sure breast enlargement spam exists, but it's not nearly as common.
Either version of the spam deletion notice works for me, but I agree that "is likely to be"'s wiggle factor might be a good thing.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 8:34:58 am PDT #177 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
"Is likely to" sounds good to me.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2004 2:00:44 pm PDT #178 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
DXMachina - Apr 19, 2004 2:03:46 pm PDT #179 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Looks like she fixed it.
Nutty - Apr 19, 2004 3:47:51 pm PDT #180 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
This is true for all the left-hand threads (except Press and Beep Me, natch), and definitely deserves to be mentioned.
Call me a dummy but -- aren't they right-hand threads? That is where they show up on my screen.
Oh my god, is my screen backwards??
DXMachina - Apr 19, 2004 3:49:50 pm PDT #181 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It's their other left hand.