And I'd totally let you eat my muffaletta if you wanted it.
You guys are saying something really dirty in thinly disguised code, aren't you?
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
Emily - Jun 23, 2004 3:49:22 pm PDT #5932 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Dana - Jun 23, 2004 3:50:38 pm PDT #5933 of 9999
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Don't ask what the olives really stand for.
Ginger - Jun 23, 2004 3:50:42 pm PDT #5934 of 9999
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Yes, you're quite right, Brenda. I got carried away by my extreme dislike of things like chocolate or apple "martinis."
§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 4:19:04 pm PDT #5935 of 9999
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We do not want Deb eating muffalettas with olives, because we want to keep her around for a good long time.
This is where the redundancy police (who've been there the whole time) come and cart you away to the place where you already are.
For the record -- never had a muffaletta. They sound gross.
Java cat - Jun 23, 2004 4:25:55 pm PDT #5936 of 9999
Not javachik
Insent, smonster.
Jessica - Jun 23, 2004 4:54:44 pm PDT #5937 of 9999
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Based on this conversation, I think that the F2F must absolutely be in NOLA, so that Dana and Deb can order olive-free muffalettas in front of Hec and Sean can offer color commentary. I'll hold the video camera, ND can burn the whole thing onto a bunch of DVDs, which we will then sell on eBay and use the proceeds to buy an islanf.
deborah grabien - Jun 23, 2004 5:00:58 pm PDT #5938 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
MuHA! Jessica is brilliant! We love this idea....
Thomash - Jun 23, 2004 5:04:41 pm PDT #5939 of 9999
I have a plan.
Mmmmmm... islanf
(/drool?)
Jessica - Jun 23, 2004 5:06:17 pm PDT #5940 of 9999
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yes, Buffistas are far too cool for a mere island. We need an islanf.
meara - Jun 23, 2004 5:16:36 pm PDT #5941 of 9999
dear GOD. I see 150 new messages in this thread and think something exciting must've happened, and it's all you people debating what makes a mufaletta a mufaletta??? Good grief.
(I'm going to go on record as: eat the whole thing, you freaks, because the olives are yummy)
On a similar note of "but if you scrape the cheese off a cheeseburger it'll still have traces of cheese", I do have a friend who orders hawaiian pizza and takes the pineapple off--she likes the flavor the pineapple leaves behind, but doesn't actually want to eat it.