"Here's your Martini."
Just don't put any disgusting green olives in it, 'kay?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
deborah grabien - Jun 23, 2004 3:21:24 pm PDT #5922 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:27:56 pm PDT #5923 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Just don't put any disgusting green olives in it, 'kay?
I'm sorry but that's how he ordered it.
Then he threw the olive on the ground and called it a muffaletta.
Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 3:29:57 pm PDT #5924 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Plus, I thought it might make Sean like me.
You don't have to do anything to make me like you, Dana. I already do.
And I'd totally let you eat my muffaletta if you wanted it.
"Here's your Martini."
That's a vodka and tonic. I asked for a vodka martini.
Not at all. It's impossible to have a muffaletta without olives.
And whenever the question of What Is A Muffaletta comes up, everyone know the preeminent authority on the subject is the Hecubot?
Ginger - Jun 23, 2004 3:30:33 pm PDT #5925 of 9999
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I guess it won't do to Comm about 60 posts, will it?
I really lost it at "I've moved on from the receipt thing. You should let it go."
My stand on the burning questions of the hour are:
If you take the olive salad off, it's a perfectly good and distinctive sandwich, but not, strictly speaking, a muffaletta.
We do not want Deb eating muffalettas with olives, because we want to keep her around for a good long time.
Putting a cat in a dog house does not make it a dog. Putting anything but gin, vermouth and an olive, pickled onion or twist in a martini glass does not make the drink a martini.
DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:31:08 pm PDT #5926 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And whenever the question of What Is A Muffaletta comes up, everyone know the preeminent authority on the subject is the Hecubot?
Dude, I'm certain I've had a muffaletta in New Orleans more recently than you have.
deborah grabien - Jun 23, 2004 3:32:55 pm PDT #5927 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
I'm sorry but that's how he ordered it.
I meant mine. Of course, not liking alcohol anyway, it would all taste the same to me. Unless you tried to kill me with a freakin' olive.
DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:33:27 pm PDT #5928 of 9999
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Unless you tried to kill me with a freakin' olive.
Deb! I'd never do that.
pushes bowl of peanuts toward her
Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2004 3:37:04 pm PDT #5929 of 9999
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
pushes bowl of peanuts toward her
Hec! She could go into a coma and then you'd have to go to her hospital room and tell her how you really liked her but she would never hang out with you so that's why you were always mean to her and then your brain would get all messed up and WOULD YOU GO TO THE SCI-FI CON WITH HER? HUH? WOULD YOU?!
deborah grabien - Jun 23, 2004 3:38:52 pm PDT #5930 of 9999
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
P-C, nononono, it's OK - no peanut allergy. I can eat them until you should pardon the expression, the cows come home.
Peanuts are legumes. I'm allergic to nuts.
My mother made that mistake and put me in a coma for five days before my sister's wedding. I never much liked her after that...
brenda m - Jun 23, 2004 3:46:58 pm PDT #5931 of 9999
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Putting anything but gin, vermouth and an olive, pickled onion or twist in a martini glass does not make the drink a martini.
But the onion would make it a Gibson.
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