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Hil R. - Jun 23, 2004 2:55:11 pm PDT #5898 of 9999

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Dude. Olive salad comes in a jar. You can put it on almost anything. The presence of olive salad will not turn, say, a hot dog, into a muffaletta.

However, muffaletta bread is specifically muffaletta bread. It doesn't have any other functions. Once you've taken muffaletta bread, and put some standard sandwich fillings on it, it becomes a muffaletta sandwich. (If you put, say, peanut butter and jelly on it, then it's just muffaletta bread with peanut butter and jelly. The fillings need to come from the standard meats and cheeses and salads.)

§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 2:55:32 pm PDT #5899 of 9999

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or not eating, unfortunately, since I am muffaletta-less.

You could get some olives and bread and pretend you're Sean. Then you'd have one.

Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 2:56:58 pm PDT #5900 of 9999

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Try this then salami swami, find an online muffaletta recipe that doesn't include olives.

I'll go you one better. I'll get a muffaleta recipe online, make myself one with yummy olive salad, and then make one without olives for Deb.

AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA

JenP - Jun 23, 2004 2:57:47 pm PDT #5901 of 9999

Mmmmmmm. Tapenade. Fun to eat and say.

Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 2:57:47 pm PDT #5902 of 9999

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You could get some olives and bread and pretend you're Sean. Then you'd have one.

Aren't you going home?

DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 2:57:56 pm PDT #5903 of 9999

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA

You can call yourself SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick, but it doesn't make it so. It makes you comically deluded..

Dana - Jun 23, 2004 2:59:04 pm PDT #5904 of 9999

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?

§ ita § - Jun 23, 2004 2:59:50 pm PDT #5905 of 9999

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?

Then we don't let you have a muffaletta till you come back to your senses.

::really honestly leaves now::

Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 3:01:22 pm PDT #5906 of 9999

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It makes you comically deluded..

At least one of the muffaletta afficianados in this thread have agreed with me.

DavidS - Jun 23, 2004 3:01:53 pm PDT #5907 of 9999

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?

ita's suggestion is sensible, but frankly a certain amount of social consensus on the matter would lend credence to the title.

Are you saying you'd sell your vote for a muffaletta?

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