Dude. Olive salad comes in a jar. You can put it on almost anything. The presence of olive salad will not turn, say, a hot dog, into a muffaletta.
However, muffaletta bread is specifically muffaletta bread. It doesn't have any other functions. Once you've taken muffaletta bread, and put some standard sandwich fillings on it, it becomes a muffaletta sandwich. (If you put, say, peanut butter and jelly on it, then it's just muffaletta bread with peanut butter and jelly. The fillings need to come from the standard meats and cheeses and salads.)
Or not eating, unfortunately, since I am muffaletta-less.
You could get some olives and bread and pretend you're Sean. Then you'd have one.
Try this then salami swami, find an online muffaletta recipe that doesn't include olives.
I'll go you one better. I'll get a muffaleta recipe online, make myself one with yummy olive salad, and then make one without olives for Deb.
AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA
Mmmmmmm. Tapenade. Fun to eat and say.
AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA
You can call yourself SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick, but it doesn't make it so. It makes you comically deluded..
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
Then we don't let you have a muffaletta till you come back to your senses.
::really honestly leaves now::
It makes you comically deluded..
At least one of the muffaletta afficianados in this thread have agreed with me.
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
ita's suggestion is sensible, but frankly a certain amount of social consensus on the matter would lend credence to the title.
Are you saying you'd sell your vote for a muffaletta?