Try this then salami swami, find an online muffaletta recipe that doesn't include olives.
I'll go you one better. I'll get a muffaleta recipe online, make myself one with yummy olive salad, and then make one without olives for Deb.
AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA
Mmmmmmm. Tapenade. Fun to eat and say.
AND CALL IT A MUFFALETA
You can call yourself SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick, but it doesn't make it so. It makes you comically deluded..
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
Then we don't let you have a muffaletta till you come back to your senses.
::really honestly leaves now::
It makes you comically deluded..
At least one of the muffaletta afficianados in this thread have agreed with me.
What if I call him SuperFab Fonzie Dude With a Big Swinging Dick?
ita's suggestion is sensible, but frankly a certain amount of social consensus on the matter would lend credence to the title.
Are you saying you'd sell your vote for a muffaletta?
No, I'm just opposed to you, since you're being so silly.
Plus, I thought it might make Sean like me.
Sean could always make the muffaletta with olives, give them to ita, and then eat the muffaletta.
She'd have olives. Sean would have a muffaletta without olives. Hec would still be seething and outraged. Dana would still be hungry.