Ahhhh ... so it's the Olive Wars now, is it? Well then ... I stand behind Sean and his Torch of Doom and shout the praises of the ancient olive. And the more newly sprung ones, too.

ETA: Though, I draw the line slightly before Erin's praise ofall things brined.

I will stand firmly by my olive hatred until the end of time. We do have a new olive mask at the store, but it is for dry skin. I'd rather let my skin go crunchy and dry!!

Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.

Me loves some olives, but I understand the olive hate.

Stands in the olive hating corner. Also the cilantro.

Olives are the food of the GODS, people.

Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.

How can you hate olives if you've never had one?

Olives are the food of the GODS, people.

That's right. Nectar. Olives. Ambrosia. It's canon.

She's a witch, BURN HER!!!!

You wanna burn her, you gotta go through me first. And remember, I was fed flame retardant as an infant, so it'll be difficult.

The gods can have them. Also, can't we just get along? More olives for you people! Meanwhile, I'll just take your radishes.

Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.

Okay now. You should at least give it a try. I didn't like yogurt until I tried it.

Olives are great on pizza. Black or green. Hm, I've never had them both on one pizza before...

How can you hate olives if you've never had one?

Oh, gosh, maybe because they stink and leak their stinky juice all over everything?

(Flame on!)