Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.
Okay now. You should at least give it a try. I didn't like yogurt until I tried it.
Olives are great on pizza. Black or green. Hm, I've never had them both on one pizza before...
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!
Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.
Okay now. You should at least give it a try. I didn't like yogurt until I tried it.
Olives are great on pizza. Black or green. Hm, I've never had them both on one pizza before...
How can you hate olives if you've never had one?
Oh, gosh, maybe because they stink and leak their stinky juice all over everything?
(Flame on!)
I was fed flame retardant as an infant
Did they make you swallow a Lojack, too?
The technology wasn't available, I think. I was still being breast-fed.
Meanwhile, I'll just take your radishes.
t clutching my radishes close to my chest
No way! You can have my tomatoes, though.
It's a deal. How about the pickles? You using those?
Oh, gosh, maybe because they stink and leak their stinky juice all over everything?
But they're SO GOOD!!! Despite your crazy-person crazy talk. And I am unafraid of your flame retardant abilities. I can just throw torches over your head at Nutty.
"olive salad," a chopped mixture of green, unstuffed olives,
You had me until olives.
Then, I threw up and died.
This post brough to you by the undead.
You had me until olives.
So you were cool with the olive salad until you discovered it had ACTUAL OLIVES?
No way! You can have my tomatoes, though.
I'll take your tomatoes, Kate. You wouldn't want to give something so tasty to a crazy olive-hater....