Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.

'Out Of Gas'


F2F 2: Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: New Orleans! May 20-22, 2005!


JenP - Jun 23, 2004 7:11:41 am PDT #5770 of 9999

Olives are the food of the GODS, people.

That's right. Nectar. Olives. Ambrosia. It's canon.


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 7:11:52 am PDT #5771 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

She's a witch, BURN HER!!!!

You wanna burn her, you gotta go through me first. And remember, I was fed flame retardant as an infant, so it'll be difficult.

The gods can have them. Also, can't we just get along? More olives for you people! Meanwhile, I'll just take your radishes.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2004 7:12:15 am PDT #5772 of 9999
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Notes that she has never in fact, had an olive.

Okay now. You should at least give it a try. I didn't like yogurt until I tried it.

Olives are great on pizza. Black or green. Hm, I've never had them both on one pizza before...


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 7:12:27 am PDT #5773 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

How can you hate olives if you've never had one?

Oh, gosh, maybe because they stink and leak their stinky juice all over everything?

(Flame on!)


JenP - Jun 23, 2004 7:13:12 am PDT #5774 of 9999

I was fed flame retardant as an infant

Did they make you swallow a Lojack, too?


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 7:15:00 am PDT #5775 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The technology wasn't available, I think. I was still being breast-fed.


Kate P. - Jun 23, 2004 7:15:02 am PDT #5776 of 9999
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Meanwhile, I'll just take your radishes.

t clutching my radishes close to my chest

No way! You can have my tomatoes, though.


Emily - Jun 23, 2004 7:15:34 am PDT #5777 of 9999
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It's a deal. How about the pickles? You using those?


Sean K - Jun 23, 2004 7:17:16 am PDT #5778 of 9999
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, gosh, maybe because they stink and leak their stinky juice all over everything?

But they're SO GOOD!!! Despite your crazy-person crazy talk. And I am unafraid of your flame retardant abilities. I can just throw torches over your head at Nutty.


Aims - Jun 23, 2004 7:17:34 am PDT #5779 of 9999
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"olive salad," a chopped mixture of green, unstuffed olives,

You had me until olives.

Then, I threw up and died.

This post brough to you by the undead.