Though if I don't get a few obscene phone calls I might be upset.
you realize that you have opened yourself up for a lot of heavy breathing
t goes to look for Cass' cell phone number
Holli! i don't have any contact info for you, could you e me a cell number please? Unless you are an optout person . . .
Oh! Sorry. Lemme go find it.
you realize that you have opened yourself up for a lot of heavy breathing
I realized -- after I hit Post -- but then I have both caller id and the feeling that heavy breathing Buffistas are a good thing.
Holli, is there any way on earth I can soothe their souls by presenting them with a stolid middle-aged writer lady, who is herself the mother of a twentysomething daughter?
And if that doesn't work, will telling your dad about my rock and roll past soothe his worried heart?
Because I'm totally willing, if needed.
I too am a solid middle-aged person. I have my own business. I've had extensive background checks. I only own a small axe.
Maybe you can also tell them that I won't be there, Holli.
I can't think why I was worrying about which sweater to bring -
Same reason I was thinking I should bring my leather jacket, so I can stay warm when the sun goes down - we're Californians, and thus have a skewed idea of what weather is supposed to be like.
I will grudgingly leave my leather at home, and thus not sweat like a dog.
DO NOT FORGET TIARAS, CROWNS, ETC!! PACK THEM NOW!!
Oooh! Thanks for reminding me.
Though if I don't get a few obscene phone calls I might be upset.
This, too, can be accommodated.
Maybe you can also tell them that I won't be there, Holli.
This, my love, is not a plus.
My parents are (STILL!) afraid I'll be axe murdered, so they insisted I bring a friend. So it'll be a double homicide, I guess.
Oh, sure! We can kill both of you, if it will soothe your parents' concerns.