I can't think why I was worrying about which sweater to bring -
Same reason I was thinking I should bring my leather jacket, so I can stay warm when the sun goes down - we're Californians, and thus have a skewed idea of what weather is supposed to be like.
I will grudgingly leave my leather at home, and thus not sweat like a dog.
DO NOT FORGET TIARAS, CROWNS, ETC!! PACK THEM NOW!!
Oooh! Thanks for reminding me.
Though if I don't get a few obscene phone calls I might be upset.
This, too, can be accommodated.
Maybe you can also tell them that I won't be there, Holli.
This, my love, is not a plus.
My parents are (STILL!) afraid I'll be axe murdered, so they insisted I bring a friend. So it'll be a double homicide, I guess.
Oh, sure! We can kill both of you, if it will soothe your parents' concerns.
Oh, sure! We can kill both of you, if it will soothe your parents' concerns.
See,
this
is why Sean makes such a good indentured Sherpa. He's very accomodating, he is.
Just make sure you pack the axe in your checked luggage and call it "sports equipment" if anyone asks.
Holli, do you want to be "Holli" on your nametag? And how about your friend's name, for his/her/its nametag?
I will grudgingly leave my leather at home
Dude, the pants are HOTT, but they'd also be hot. And heatstroke really cuts into the time allotted for merriment.
This, my love, is not a plus.
heartily seconded!!!
Thirded. I'm thrilled to be meeting peeps, but sorrowful at the thought of all those I won't see at this occasion.
I've had extensive background checks.
As have I, and amazingly they still hired me!
Also, I'll be wearing leather, heat be damned!
Yup, just Holli on the nametag. And my friend's name is Shira. She watched Buffy and has long tolerated my incedible geekiness, and she has almost as dirty a mind as I do. So she'll fit right in.
I don't really care that my parents are still freaked; they're letting me go, after all.
