Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Aug 30, 2005 11:04:26 am PDT #9922 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I can't say this better than the brilliant Leonard Pierce on his LiveJournal:

Hey, writer-types, professional and otherwise!

We’re getting the band back together. That is, the editorial staff of the High Hat (of which I am privileged to be a part) is putting out a new issue. Issue #6, this will be, and if I have anything to say about it, it’ll be the boss jock issue of all time.

The High Hat, and if you don’t know ya betta ax somebody, is the best goddamn cultural studies/criticism ‘zine on the whole fuckin’ world wide web. It’s put out five issues since its inception in 2003, and they’ve been so good that if they were in paper format, you’d pay a hundred bucks for each one of them and be happy to do it please sir may I have another. Well, yes! You may! And at the low low cost of free.

What we need to make the next one even better is your help. If you’re interested in writing for the next issue of the High Hat, drop me a line (leonard at ludic kid dot com [or highhatmagazine at hotmail dot com works, too]) or post in comments – but only if you’re serious. We won’t take everything submitted, and even though we can’t pay you, we demand quality pieces, turned in on time, from people who really care about what they’re writing. From us you’ll get effusive praise, a deft editorial hand, and a well-read, swanky credit for your port-folio; from you we want sharp, insightful, funny (or dead serious) criticism, great prose, the best you got. This is for the love of the game, kids. If you haven’t read the Hat before, take a look, and if the excellent articles we’ve done in the past don’t convince you this is something you wanna be a part of, nothing will.

Deadline for application is Sept. 9th. Deadline for your completed piece is Sept. 30. Projected publication date is mid-October. Here’s what we need:

DETRITUS – the junk drawer. This is where the uncategorizable stuff goes: politics, general culture studies, games, technology, rants and raves.

MARGINALIA – our books section. Book reviews, literary criticism or theory, retrospectives on authors or genres, comics writing, state-of-fiction, whatever you got about the world on the page.

NITRATE -- film and video. Movie criticism, interviews with filmmakers, trends in cinema, video, stage and screen. If it moves, write about it.

POPS & CLICKS – our music section and general raison d’etre. Classical, rock, hip-hop, experimental, jazz, and everything before and after. Criticism, essays, laments, obituaries.

POTLATCH – every issue, we have a special themed section where we talk about one general subject or idea; in the past we’ve done potlatch pieces on Sam Peckinpah, our yearly Top Tens, democracy in popular culture, labor issues, and people who died. This time around, it’s “The Academy of the Underrated” – cultural artifacts, phenomena and trends that our writers think are criminally underappreciated by the critical consensus. Got an idea along these lines? Wanna write a piece about it? Hit us up.

STATIC – television, the drug of the nation, all hail grand pixelator. If it’s on the small screen, we wanna cover it: TV series, minis, foreign television, DVDs, anything. Smart writing wanted.

That’s it! Length is negotiable; should be at least a thousand words, though, and probably fewer than 50,000. Pay is non-negotiable: it will be zero. If you’re interested, send me your pitches in comments or via e-mail and I’ll run them past the other editors and let you know ASAP if you’re in. Thanks to everyone who wants to be part of this, and especially to everyone who already has.

(ETA: We're not just looking for writing! If you've got art, photographs, recordings, or anything else that seems relevant to the High Hat's outlook, by all means, we'd love to consider it. Note that we aren't looking for fiction or poetry, but we do occasionally run comics, games, and the like, as well as our usual essays, criticism, cult-stud and memoirish stuff.)


Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2005 11:19:56 am PDT #9923 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just noticed - only 88 posts to go in the music thread. That could take a week, or an afternoon.

Any thoughts on titles?

X-posted in bureaublahblah.


Hayden - Aug 30, 2005 11:42:47 am PDT #9924 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Buffista Music III: Second-billed to the Puppet Show

Buffista Music III: Remember when it was about the music, man?

Buffista Music III: Lick My Love Pump

Buffista Music III: No one knows who they were or what they were doing

Buffista Music III: I envy us

Buffista Music Mach III: Jazz Exploration

Buffista Music 3-Way: Mike Watt Would Approve

Buffista Music III: You Can't Really Dust For Vomit

Buffista Music III: Straight to the cut-out bin

Buffista Music III: Switched On Buffy

Buffista Music III: Hooked on Skag and Hitting the Groupies


DavidS - Aug 30, 2005 2:25:18 pm PDT #9925 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Buffista Music 3: Power Trio

It's going to be tough to find one as good as this one though.

"How high's the water, Mama?"
"Three feet high and rising."

"When the levee breaks / we'll have no place to stay."

After the flood, after the flood
The land that washed away felt like my flesh and blood
I’d rather be shovelin’ through the slush and mud
than to leave my home where I grew up
Life goes on after the flood

My favorite old oak tree’s rooted up,
well I’ll plant myself a new one after the flood

A place to call your very own means so much though it’s a little soggy
After all the water’s gone, I’ll scrub it clean and make it home again


erikaj - Aug 30, 2005 2:54:04 pm PDT #9926 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

I love that call for submissions...best one ever. Makes me feel bad I'm not more bi-textual.


bon bon - Aug 30, 2005 3:23:22 pm PDT #9927 of 10003
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Along the Spinal Tap lines:

In Danger of Being Crushed by a Dwarf
or
None More Black.

I wouldn't use the flood ones because we don't yet know how bad it may get down there.


Michele T. - Aug 30, 2005 4:54:18 pm PDT #9928 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Given that it's already being called the worst natural disaster in American history by the head of FEMA, I think any reference to it in a thread title is in bad taste.

To go along with the current thread title, how about "Buffista Music III: The Search for Funk"?


Jon B. - Aug 30, 2005 5:18:39 pm PDT #9929 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach"?


Michele T. - Aug 30, 2005 5:25:31 pm PDT #9930 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Hah, I like yours better!


Sue - Aug 30, 2005 5:33:44 pm PDT #9931 of 10003
hip deep in pie

I laughed at Jon's, in spite of myself.