Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2005 10:05:52 am PDT #8039 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You forgot "alcoholic, self-loathing" in that list.

He's a songwriter. That's understood.


Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2005 10:15:53 am PDT #8040 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

Tell it to Irving Berlin.


DavidS - Apr 06, 2005 10:56:52 am PDT #8041 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tell it to Irving Berlin.

"Irving! You're far too well-adjusted to be a songwriter. Give it up!"


DXMachina - Apr 06, 2005 4:41:02 pm PDT #8042 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I've uploaded my Emmett song, "Where'sThat Hit", by the Hoodoo Gurus. Sorry for the delay. Tommyrot is up next.


Tom Scola - Apr 07, 2005 5:20:42 am PDT #8043 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Send your kid to rock & roll camp: [link]

"My distortion pedal isn't working," says Jordan Rowe, the 8-year-old guitarist for Danger.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 5:32:40 am PDT #8044 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Send your kid to rock & roll camp:

The producers of the Simpsons should sue.


Jon B. - Apr 07, 2005 6:37:16 am PDT #8045 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Mushroom on a Stick!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2005 6:42:09 am PDT #8046 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Rock'n'roll Camp, where your kid can learn the immortal words "Needs more cowbell!"


Glamcookie - Apr 07, 2005 7:13:31 am PDT #8047 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

This is cooler (and Sleater-Kinney is involved with it): [link]


Polter-Cow - Apr 07, 2005 4:38:40 pm PDT #8048 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That site is great. I think I have a new tagline.

And it doesn't involve genitals. Well done.