Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 8:37:14 am PST #7859 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Is he playing the guitar too?"

Heh. Did you point out that in many cases, he's playing everything?


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:04:59 am PST #7860 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did you point out that in many cases, he's playing everything?

There's only so much his wee brain can handle.

He was shocked to find out Prince was short. Surely all that genius must come in larger package? Of course, he thought Bill Gates looked like the guy on the Monopoly game with the top hat, moustache and monocole. He was absolutely flummoxed that a millionaire wouldn't wear a top hat all the time.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:07:31 am PST #7861 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We are right now, as of this minute, trying to line up a date for a Scott Miller show in SF as promo for LiTG. Last week of April. Venue is in negotiation.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2005 9:07:46 am PST #7862 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He was absolutely flummoxed that a millionaire wouldn't wear a top hat all the time.

And how come you never see millionaires walking around with bags of money that have a big '$' on them?


Scrappy - Mar 31, 2005 9:11:19 am PST #7863 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, why don't hoboes have a stick with a bandana tied to the end anymore?


Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2005 9:11:20 am PST #7864 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

He was absolutely flummoxed that a millionaire wouldn't wear a top hat all the time.

He's into world domination with a sense of style.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:13:10 am PST #7865 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And how come you never see millionaires walking around with bags of money that have a big '$' on them?

It's like they don't even know how to do it right. At least Gates has a proper mansion.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2005 9:13:49 am PST #7866 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, why don't hoboes have a stick with a bandana tied to the end anymore?

And I hardly ever see Beatniks with bongoes and berets these days.


Gandalfe - Mar 31, 2005 9:16:43 am PST #7867 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

And I hardly ever see Beatniks with bongoes and berets these days.

Well, no bongos, but . . . . they now look like this.


Jon B. - Mar 31, 2005 9:43:53 am PST #7868 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

panpipe... bongos... it's all the same thing.