No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Fred Pete - Mar 07, 2005 5:00:10 pm PST #7589 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Carly Simon, "Nobody Does It Better." Makes Pussy Galore and Holly Goodhead look subtle.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2005 5:01:53 pm PST #7590 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Carly Simon, "Nobody Does It Better."

I love that one! Mostly because The Spy Who Loved Me is my favorite- That's the one where he marries Diana Rigg right?


Fred Pete - Mar 07, 2005 5:06:18 pm PST #7591 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

No, Heather. That's On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

I'm down on TSWLM generally because the movie is nothing -- and I mean literally nothing (except for the character James Bond) -- like the book.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2005 5:21:26 pm PST #7592 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah well...Still, Carly Simon, so...

Which was the theme for Octopussy?

I like Goldfinger, just because I have a song for Maxine to that tune.

Ma-xie puppy, she's the dog, the dog with the nasty breath...the deathly breath


DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 5:37:43 pm PST #7593 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Which was the theme for Octopussy?

Oc-to-PuSSY!
She's the girl, the girl with the pussy times eight
She'll even fellate, with her...
Oc-to-PuSSY!
She climbs right out of her tank
Her smell is rank
She's Oc-to-PUSSY!


Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 5:38:05 pm PST #7594 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

.Still, Carly Simon, so.... Right. Carly Simon in her chest voice, yet. Mmmmmmm.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 07, 2005 5:39:57 pm PST #7595 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Any that Shirley Bassey did.

?????????!!!?!?!?!?!!!?

'cause words fail.

Sentances Teppy to a non-stop loop of Propellerheads "History Repeating"


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2005 5:41:00 pm PST #7596 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Somehow I think Hec is pulling my leg.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 07, 2005 5:43:54 pm PST #7597 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Somehow I think Hec is pulling my leg.

Which one of the eight?


DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 5:49:27 pm PST #7598 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Somehow I think Hec is pulling my leg.

C'mon, they had a character named Pussy Galore.

That's one whole innuendo short of a double innuendo. It's a monuendo.