She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Dec 15, 2004 8:08:53 am PST #6478 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Angus might be interested in this. (I know I am.)

Reissue of 1980 Cristina albums. What we're talking about here is Brecht-influenced Disco and New Wave. Also? Ferrets.


Jon B. - Dec 15, 2004 9:11:49 am PST #6479 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The new reissue is mostly worthwhile for the three brilliant singles appended to it: a mercilessly funny rewrite of Peggy Lee's "Is That All There Is?" that the song's composers promptly suppressed, thanks to its lyrical updates ("I remember when I was a little girl my mother set the house on fire. She was like that")

What does Douglas mean by "suppressed"? The song showed up on that Xmas compilation album "A Christmas Record" that also had the Waitresses and Suicide. Was it withdrawn from the market?


DavidS - Dec 15, 2004 9:12:35 am PST #6480 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Was it withdrawn from the market?

That's what I'm guessing.


Jon B. - Dec 15, 2004 9:14:51 am PST #6481 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Then they didn't do a very effective job. That comp used to be all over the $1.99 bins in used record stores.


Sue - Dec 15, 2004 9:21:06 am PST #6482 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Paris Hilton should just cover the whole thing when she starts making records three years from now.

He doesn't also seem to be aware that Paris has already recorded an album. And started her own record company since no one else would release it.


Hayden - Dec 15, 2004 9:26:47 am PST #6483 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Could she afford to purchase an audience, too?


Mr. Broom - Dec 15, 2004 9:41:09 am PST #6484 of 10003
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Could her audience afford to purchase her?


Hayden - Dec 15, 2004 9:41:49 am PST #6485 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I think we all have that kind of money. Unfortunately.


joe boucher - Dec 15, 2004 9:54:42 am PST #6486 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Could her audience afford to purchase her?

I think we all have that kind of money. Unfortunately.

Actually I suspect it would be one of those great paradoxes: she seems to like to give it away, but if we had to buy it I don't think the sum total purchasing power of this board would be sufficient -- certainly not for upkeep.


Mr. Broom - Dec 15, 2004 9:55:26 am PST #6487 of 10003
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Now, if we want to download it off the Internet, on the other hand--