We should totally all give Jon a blowjob.
Like he's not already getting enough from the MIT groupies, actuary fetishists, and theremin whores!
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
joe boucher - Nov 19, 2004 5:16:55 am PST #5989 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
tommyrot - Nov 19, 2004 5:19:32 am PST #5990 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The cool thing about the theremin whores is that they dress like characters in '50s scifi movies.
The actuary fetishists, OTOH, wear business suits. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Jon B. - Nov 19, 2004 5:45:24 am PST #5991 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
There's plenty of room for everyone!
(if you know what I mean)
(and I think you do)
billytea - Nov 19, 2004 5:50:11 am PST #5992 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Jon B IS Richard Cheese!
erinaceous - Nov 19, 2004 5:51:29 am PST #5993 of 10003
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
I comm'd Jon, does that count?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2004 6:00:40 am PST #5994 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The actuary fetishists, OTOH, wear business suits.
Can there be eye-patches as well?
Fred Pete - Nov 19, 2004 6:17:10 am PST #5995 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Can there be eye-patches as well?
Eye patches optional. There are fetishists for just the business suits.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2004 6:49:19 am PST #5996 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Eye patches optional. There are fetishists for just the business suits.
But a woman in a business suit and an eye-patch. Mrowrrrr!!!
evil jimi - Nov 19, 2004 9:29:06 am PST #5997 of 10003
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
But a woman in a business suit and an eye-patch.
Samurai sword optional.
Sue - Nov 19, 2004 5:00:49 pm PST #5998 of 10003
hip deep in pie
My Amazon order that includes Lost in the Grooves shipped today. Woo! (Though I am actually thinking of giving this one to a friend for Xmas, and ordering another for myself.)