You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 10:51:23 am PDT #3886 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Or NSYNC scatting their way through "A Love Supreme"?

Joined by special guest Jon Hendricks, no doubt. Here's one to horrify Hayden: Ted Nugent sings "Trouble Down South".

Your brain scares me in a "how do you fit it all in there" kinda way.

It almost exploded this morning. The French theater discussion in the lit thread prompted me to search for recent NY productions of Phedre because I knew there had been one. Sure enough, Willem Dafoe's Wooster group had done a production called "To You the Birdie". (I think I tried to get tickets but it was sold out.) Anyway, one of the first couple links was this not-so-glowing review, and it caught my eye because the woman who wrote it was a regular customer at a place I once worked.

"Plate of shrimp" number two, on this day when Ken Lay was taken into custody, was her first paragraph: a funny anecdote -- dealing with coincidence, coincidentally -- about Ken Lay. Didn't really have anything to do with the rest of the article, but it's amusing (see it below).

She scored the coincidence hat trick when she started talking about "Having played Phaedra... in a translation by Greek scholar Peter Arnot." Peter Arnot used to come to my tiny (400 students), ancient Greek-studying college every year to perform a Greek tragedy, which he had translated, using marionettes and doing all the voices himself. He was enough of a campus mainstay to be parodied by my friend Sasha, who dressed as Arnot and performed a 5 minute version of Euripides' "The Bacchae" using candy bars instead of marionettes. Pentheus was the Snickers. "He" dressed as a "woman" (i.e., Sasha slipped an M&M's wrapper over the Snickers) to spy on the revelers, but of course the Bacchantes spotted him and ripped him limb from limb. I still have fond memories of Sasha throwing bits of Snickers all around the theater.

And now that I've further convinced you that I'm just an odd duck I'll just quote the Ken Lay anecdote & slink away:

On Sunday afternoon as I was driving home "Le Show" came on the radio and before I could switch the station, host Harry Shearer began explaining how Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Lay had just sold their winter cottage, one of several Lay properties, for eight million dollars, the highest price ever exacted for a piece of Aspen real estate. The address of the cottage, as Harry Shearer said, "I’m not making this up," was Shady Lane. At the moment of hearing "Shady Lane," I was drawn to glance at the passing street sign, one of many signs I’d never bothered to notice along the route, and, I’m not making this up, the sign read Shady Lane. -- Joanna Rotté, Villanova Theater Prof.


Fred Pete - Jul 08, 2004 10:54:56 am PDT #3887 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl....


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 11:16:53 am PDT #3888 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Recent fun from Harry Shearer's "Le Show" (in Real Audio):

"Profiles in Kerrage: McCain bows out" (Kerry and McCain discuss McCain being a "Super Sized Vice President". "Let's not misunderstand each other, John: I said you could be like a non-evil Dick Cheney running any- and everything you wanted to.")

Dick Cheney confidential--*&%^# yourself" (Cheney & Powell in a neo-noir.)


Hayden - Jul 08, 2004 12:07:15 pm PDT #3889 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ted Nugent sings "Trouble Down South".

Actually, I can totally hear him screaming, "REVENGE IS A RED FLAG SOAKED IN A BROTHER'S BLOOD!"


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 12:27:57 pm PDT #3890 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I can also hear him calling the Contras "freedom fighters" without a trace of irony.

Check out this week's Le Show, Hayden. Way more elaborately produced than most episodes. There are a bunch of skits done in the guise of old films/vaudeville. Very Firesign Theatre-ish (as opposed to Shearer's old group, The Credibility Gap.) Speaking of which... since The High Hat is still on pause could you send me the Firesign Theatre article you told me about? Shoes for industry, compradre.


Sue - Jul 08, 2004 12:53:53 pm PDT #3891 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Another bad cover: Nana Mouskouri doing After the Goldrush.


DavidS - Jul 08, 2004 1:02:22 pm PDT #3892 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

as opposed to Shearer's old group, The Credibility Gap

I've got one of their albums. It's got a cool Jackson 5/bubblegum parody on it.


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 1:21:45 pm PDT #3893 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I've got one of their albums. It's got a cool Jackson 5/bubblegum parody on it.

Just want to make clear that my Credibility Gap comment had to do with style, not quality. I really dig them. Weird trivia: David L. Lander, a.k.a. Andrew Squiggman a.k.a. Squiggy, is a baseball scout.


Hayden - Jul 08, 2004 1:23:33 pm PDT #3894 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

since The High Hat is still on pause could you send me the Firesign Theatre article you told me about?

A sneak preview? Well, maybe, since you're a contributor and all.

FYI, everyone else, between my home computer crashing (in which I lost my copy of Dreamweaver) and half the editorial staff quitting due to lack of time, the HH is taking A LOT longer than originally estimated. In fact, the guy who's supposedly finishing up has been incommunicado with the rest of us for about a month. So, soon, soon.


billytea - Jul 08, 2004 8:31:54 pm PDT #3895 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, I just trawled through hundreds of posts. I missed the Beatles love-in (I too am large with the Revolver love), the Bowie-fest (I only have his 2-CD Best Of, and yet there are only four artists who account for more music on my computer) and of course the Kylie-pimping of "Your Disco Needs You" (such a fun song) and "Red Blooded Woman". Sigh. I always miss out on the good bits. Because I don't participate in this thread. So, ok, it's all my own fault. Don't mock me!

I'll vote for "Dig It Up" by Hoodoo Gurus.

I hve not heard this one. When did they release it?