Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Michele T. - Jul 07, 2004 5:31:33 pm PDT #3862 of 10003
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Joe: Milos! "I try hard to be good workerman, but refigemator so messy. So, so messy."

The sorrowful, weight-of-the-world way in which Dave reads that comment from the complaint box still cracks me up.

(Also, we had our VP of digital media on speakerphone the other day, and since we have broken all the conference phones, we had a regular phone with a speaker on it that didn't reach the conference table and had to go on a chair. Then they started making jokes about him pulling his chair up to the table. It took everything I had not to say "I'm not actually *in* the box, Dave.")


Gandalfe - Jul 07, 2004 9:57:40 pm PDT #3863 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Not work safe, and really, really odd.


Jon B. - Jul 08, 2004 3:37:48 am PDT #3864 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Really really tempting


Lyra Jane - Jul 08, 2004 4:50:12 am PDT #3865 of 10003
Up with the sun

That *is* tempting, Jon. Do you know who's playing?

I got Oasis' What's the Story Morning Glory last night, because I've had "Don't Look Back in Anger" going through my head for weeks. It is ... very Oasis-y.

(And it is most unfair that the Oasis songs I like are split between two albums, so I had to pick. I'm gonna pout about that for a while.)


Jon B. - Jul 08, 2004 5:31:52 am PDT #3866 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

That *is* tempting, Jon. Do you know who's playing?

Iceland Airwaves


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 5:44:02 am PDT #3867 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Milos! "I try hard to be good workerman, but refigemator so messy. So, so messy."

D'oh! I really wanted to include "Complaint Box" in the list but I couldn't think of any musical references, but now it dawns on me (which is to say smacks me upside the head)... Shaft! "I thought we'd all enjoy that." D'oh! -- there's also, "'I have doobie in my funk,' which I assume is some sort of reference to the Parliament Funkadelic song, 'Chocolate City.'" My mind is mush.

Not work safe, and really, really odd.

For those of you who can't check it out, two people whose organization, or maybe their motto (I don't feel like checking), is "Fuck for Trees," did just that onstage at a concert. Apparently they've done it, and not just in a manner of speaking, in other public venues. Doing it in public is in fact their m.o. The story Gandalfe linked to has pics from the show. The, ahem, moneyquote: "'The goal is to take over the entire commercial porn industry and transfer all the money to protection of the environment,' Ellingsen explained."


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2004 5:51:05 am PDT #3868 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"'The goal is to take over the entire commercial porn industry and transfer all the money to protection of the environment,' Ellingsen explained."

I think the word "explained" really should be in quotes here.

A banner was raised on stage informing the audience that the couple was having sex to save the rainforest.

This makes Lennon and Yoko's "Bed-in for Peace" look sensible.


UTTAD - Jul 08, 2004 5:54:28 am PDT #3869 of 10003
Strawberry disappointment.

Well, it's all about wood isn't it?


joe boucher - Jul 08, 2004 5:58:55 am PDT #3870 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

Well, it's all about wood isn't it?

That would explain the Green Peace and Viagra sponsorships.


Hayden - Jul 08, 2004 6:07:49 am PDT #3871 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

D'oh! I really wanted to include "Complaint Box" in the list but I couldn't think of any musical references, but now it dawns on me (which is to say smacks me upside the head)... Shaft! "I thought we'd all enjoy that." D'oh! -- there's also, "'I have doobie in my funk,' which I assume is some sort of reference to the Parliament Funkadelic song, 'Chocolate City.'" My mind is mush.

Ah, complaint box. I think I have that whole exchange as an mp3 somewhere.

I heard about that Fucking for the Rainforest couple on another board the other day, but had forgotten all about them. It's funny all over again!