Safe from a simile? Oh tommy, you're so young and naive.
Well it's only a chicken simile. If it were a penguin or emu simile I'd be more concerned.
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2004 9:11:19 am PDT #2917 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2004 9:15:34 am PDT #2918 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's almost unbearably cool.
She said she'd ask a question for me.
Jon B. - Jun 03, 2004 9:29:45 am PDT #2919 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Still mad that I forgot to meet Kim at the wedding....
DXMachina - Jun 03, 2004 9:44:40 am PDT #2920 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Still mad that I forgot to meet Kim at the wedding....
This is the feeling I had when I found out after the fact that jengod was at the W&H annual review.
Jon B. - Jun 03, 2004 9:48:00 am PDT #2921 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Except I knew Kim was at the wedding. I even talked to David about it the night before. But I completely spaced during the reception.
DXMachina - Jun 03, 2004 9:53:40 am PDT #2922 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
You win.
Jon B. - Jun 03, 2004 9:54:34 am PDT #2923 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Yessss! t pumps fist
Sue - Jun 03, 2004 10:37:58 am PDT #2924 of 10003
hip deep in pie
You boys are so competitive.
Polter-Cow - Jun 03, 2004 10:56:01 am PDT #2925 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's redundant.
Daisy Jane - Jun 03, 2004 11:43:57 am PDT #2926 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Does anybody in here want to write my Mance Lipscomb or Steve Miller description? You have to include something about the influences of other Texas music, and crap like that, and why whatever it is that I have of theirs is iconic, but I'd appreciate it ever so.