Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tommyrot - May 19, 2004 6:04:45 am PDT #2674 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to wish you a happy birthday anyway. Ha! You have been foiled!

I'm thinking about going with The Zeppos.

You don't suppose anyone will confuse this with Zippo lighters?


Jon B. - May 19, 2004 6:04:59 am PDT #2675 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

so no need to pile on happy b'day wishes

OK then, I won't wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYDEN!!!!1!


Sue - May 19, 2004 6:05:56 am PDT #2676 of 10003
hip deep in pie

Happy Birhtday Hayden!!


msbelle - May 19, 2004 6:12:20 am PDT #2677 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It's your birthday Hayden. Happy Happy Birthday.

I did my music thread duty and FINALLY passed on the Sue and bicyclops to meara.


Hayden - May 19, 2004 6:22:46 am PDT #2678 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks, y'all! But think of Pete! Go crank The Who Sell Out!!!1!


Fred Pete - May 19, 2004 6:32:29 am PDT #2679 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy birthday, hayden and others!


Lyra Jane - May 19, 2004 6:33:25 am PDT #2680 of 10003
Up with the sun

Should I know who Elvin jones is? I had never heard his name before Jon's post.

And happy birthday to Hayden.


Steph L. - May 19, 2004 6:36:40 am PDT #2681 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

To be sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday, Lisa," as sung by Bart Simpson and the Michael Jackson impersonator:

Hayden, it's your birthday!
Happy Birthday, Hayden!
Hayden, it's your birthday!
Happy Birthday, Hayden!


Hayden - May 19, 2004 6:39:42 am PDT #2682 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Elvin's the drummer from Coltrane's classic quartet, Lyra.

And thanks again! But think of Pete!


Jon B. - May 19, 2004 6:50:18 am PDT #2683 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Pete Shmete. It's Joey Ramone's birthday too!