Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Jon B. - Feb 23, 2004 11:32:52 am PST #1206 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

My Sidebar?!


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2004 11:33:42 am PST #1207 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

carved by lightning into stone tablets

As an editor, I scoff at stone tablets. I wield a mighty stonecutter.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2004 11:34:38 am PST #1208 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My Sidebar?!

Nah, you're in. But I need you to sign a release.

Some people submitted multiple sidebars. We're being careful not to cut any of the solicited and approved main reviews. Nobody's going to be cut out of the book entirely.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2004 11:35:07 am PST #1209 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wield a mighty stonecutter.

So you're responsible for Steve Guttenberg's career!


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2004 11:36:14 am PST #1210 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

So you're responsible for Steve Guttenberg's career!

The minute I typed "stonecutter" -- nay, as soon as I got "s-t-o-" out -- I knew it was going to go in a Simpsons direction.


Jon B. - Feb 23, 2004 11:38:26 am PST #1211 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I need you to sign a release.

ookaaaayyy....


DavidS - Feb 23, 2004 11:44:39 am PST #1212 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ookaaaayyy....

No, really it's fine.

There's really nothing to worry about with that clause about signing over your house to the editors


Jon B. - Feb 23, 2004 11:59:13 am PST #1213 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

There's really nothing to worry about with that clause about signing over your house to the editors

Why? So Kim can find the box of Lothars CDs and sell them on eBay?


DavidS - Feb 23, 2004 12:35:21 pm PST #1214 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So Kim can find the box of Lothars CDs and sell them on eBay?

Surely that would finance a house for each of us. Last I checked the Lothars were outselling the Butcher cover.


Hayden - Feb 23, 2004 7:04:40 pm PST #1215 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Fans and not-so-much fans of over-educated rock critics, a late addition to the High Hat: [link] I'm sure that Hec can name the genius behind the parody, too.