Hauser: You really think you can solve the problem? Come into Wolfram & Hart and make everything right? Turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy. Angel: I'm not little.

'Just Rewards (2)'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 12:58:01 pm PST #86 of 3902
I can't even.

I loved (So many things, but this is jumping at me to be said now):

the entry into Minas Tirith. I've wanted to walk the streets of the White City my whole life, this was the closest I'm going to get.

I thought they were going to cut Pippin's oath, then it was there. Trust the audience, PJ, they'll understand "Oathbreaking with vengeance". It is poetry, try to use the power of JRRT's words whereever you can. Disloyalty, feh.


Connie Neil - Dec 17, 2003 1:16:15 pm PST #87 of 3902
brillig

I'll have to see it again in a less geekly audience so I'm not so distracted by people's reactions.

"That still only counts as one!"

I was wanting the full Eowyn about to kick Nazgul ass speech, too, especially a bit more defiance when she yanks off the helmet. But I'm glad she got her scene with Theoden at the end. I do hope they put the Eomer finding her on the field scene in the EE. Her riding through and slashing Oliphaunts was way cool. Seeing that line of monsters gave me a chill.

Immensely cool points:

Eowyn putting her arm around Merry and him grabbing her arm before they charge.

Frodo going evil/possessed without them cheating with CGI effects.

OK, Aragorn going all human and passionate for once and just grabbing Arwen and laying one on her. I expected him to say, "Oh, by the way, this is the woman who's going to be your queen, just thought you should know." Or words to that effect.

Legolas and the Oliphaunt--show off. I'm with Gimli. snerk.

This next bit is from Hubby as he was coming out of the anesthesia today. "I kept seeing the big birds, but I told them I couldn't go. Because I promised you I wouldn't go somewhere you couldn't follow." The drugged human mind is an odd place, and I don't care to think what was going on to bring those images to his mind during surgery.

There'd darn well better be Faramir and Eowyn stuff in the EE. It makes no sense otherwise.


amych - Dec 17, 2003 1:22:37 pm PST #88 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Okay, I'm off in a few to dinner and movie. The big question: HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?


Dana - Dec 17, 2003 1:24:44 pm PST #89 of 3902
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

How many do you have?


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 1:26:01 pm PST #90 of 3902
I can't even.

Okay, I'm off in a few to dinner and movie. The big question: HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?

Half a box? I went through a large pocketful and I'm a dour, unemotional Scotsman (although not about LotR).


Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:26:10 pm PST #91 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?

All of them.


victor infante - Dec 17, 2003 1:27:07 pm PST #92 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:28:00 pm PST #93 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I suspect your reviewer of being contrary just to be ornery, victor.


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 1:30:39 pm PST #94 of 3902
I can't even.

I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.

Arty film critic who hates this kind of stuff, or someone who should know better? Doesn't matter, bring them to me so I can stomp out their reproductive organs. Any living children, brains to be dashed out. That critic must leave the gene pool, forthwith.

(What? I tried to be nice and restrained. Didn't work.)


Jars - Dec 17, 2003 1:32:26 pm PST #95 of 3902

Okay, see, I just home from watching it, and I (and my woefullly underprepared friends) got through my tissues long before the tears had stopped. My scarf will never be the same.