HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?
All of them.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:26:10 pm PST #91 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
victor infante - Dec 17, 2003 1:27:07 pm PST #92 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.
Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:28:00 pm PST #93 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I suspect your reviewer of being contrary just to be ornery, victor.
JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 1:30:39 pm PST #94 of 3902
I can't even.
I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.
Arty film critic who hates this kind of stuff, or someone who should know better? Doesn't matter, bring them to me so I can stomp out their reproductive organs. Any living children, brains to be dashed out. That critic must leave the gene pool, forthwith.
(What? I tried to be nice and restrained. Didn't work.)
Jars - Dec 17, 2003 1:32:26 pm PST #95 of 3902
Okay, see, I just home from watching it, and I (and my woefullly underprepared friends) got through my tissues long before the tears had stopped. My scarf will never be the same.
Aims - Dec 17, 2003 1:32:56 pm PST #96 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.
VICTOR!!!
Jessica - Dec 17, 2003 1:34:18 pm PST #97 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Raquel, the first thing on your inappropriate laugh list is first on my inappropriate HoYay list. That eyebrow raise is just. too. much.
Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:35:26 pm PST #98 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
got through my tissues long before the tears had stopped. My scarf will never be the same.
See? Bring all of them.
Okay, really leaving for mail and shopping now.
Dana - Dec 17, 2003 1:35:42 pm PST #99 of 3902
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
The HoYay was thick on the ground.
Although I do understand the perspective of people who complain that slashers simplify complex relationships by making them about sex. I do. This way, though, I get to enjoy it on two levels.
I mean, "You won't leave me, will you, Pippin?" and "Don't go where I can't follow!"
Jars - Dec 17, 2003 1:57:20 pm PST #100 of 3902
There was far too much for me to wrap my tiny brain around. I think for TTT it was on the third viewing that I really got it. So I'll have to watch it again, obviously. And again. Maybe Billy Boyd won't break me next time. I don't hold out much hope though.
There was such HoYay towards the end when the Hobbits were back in the Shire at the Green Dragon. Sam gets up to talk to Rosie and Merry and Pippin give each other a look as if to say, "Well that's sweet, but it's not our sort of thing."