Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


amych - Dec 17, 2003 1:22:37 pm PST #88 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Okay, I'm off in a few to dinner and movie. The big question: HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?


Dana - Dec 17, 2003 1:24:44 pm PST #89 of 3902
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

How many do you have?


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 1:26:01 pm PST #90 of 3902
I can't even.

Okay, I'm off in a few to dinner and movie. The big question: HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?

Half a box? I went through a large pocketful and I'm a dour, unemotional Scotsman (although not about LotR).


Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:26:10 pm PST #91 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HOW MANY TISSUES DO I BRING?

All of them.


victor infante - Dec 17, 2003 1:27:07 pm PST #92 of 3902
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2003 1:28:00 pm PST #93 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I suspect your reviewer of being contrary just to be ornery, victor.


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2003 1:30:39 pm PST #94 of 3902
I can't even.

I work for the only newspaper in America that gave RotK a bad review. It was so bad, we ran the New York Times review next to it, just to keep from getting lynched.

Arty film critic who hates this kind of stuff, or someone who should know better? Doesn't matter, bring them to me so I can stomp out their reproductive organs. Any living children, brains to be dashed out. That critic must leave the gene pool, forthwith.

(What? I tried to be nice and restrained. Didn't work.)


Jars - Dec 17, 2003 1:32:26 pm PST #95 of 3902

Okay, see, I just home from watching it, and I (and my woefullly underprepared friends) got through my tissues long before the tears had stopped. My scarf will never be the same.


Aims - Dec 17, 2003 1:32:56 pm PST #96 of 3902
Shit's all sorts of different now.

VICTOR!!!


Jessica - Dec 17, 2003 1:34:18 pm PST #97 of 3902
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Raquel, the first thing on your inappropriate laugh list is first on my inappropriate HoYay list. That eyebrow raise is just. too. much.