Ooof. I saw it last night, and of course I had to read this whole thread before posting.
First, two things that are non-RotK-specific: which scene in FotR was Weathertop? And, perhaps oddly, TTT was my favorite of the 3.
Now then.
Please don't kill me.
I saw the movie with Ellen S. last night, and we were both rather underwhelmed by it (but didn't want to confess that at first, because each of us thought the other thought it was the Best. Film. Evah).
Understand, I've never read the books, so there were parts where I was confused about things that might have been completely understandable to people who had read the books. However.
Since I haven't read the books, I went in expecting Frodo to die on Mt. Doom, and I brought tons of Kleenex for the ensuing weepfest. Except he didn't die. I was honestly *shocked* that Frodo lived to return to the Shire.
Actually, I didn't cry at all, which makes me feel heartless. I teared up a little at a few points -- Gandalfe describing death to Pippen; Sam carrying Frodo up Mt. Doom; Gondor bowing to the hobbitses. But I didn't actually cry.
The film felt choppy to me, like there were too many storylines for the time allotted. And that didn't occur in the first 2 movies for me. And some of the scenes looked like they were filmed in front of a bluescreen, which maybe some were, but again, I was never struck by that in the first 2.
Having never read the books, the giant Eagles ex Machina seemed like a huge asspull to me. Ellen explained to me that that was one of Gandalfe's powers, but I was really taken out of the scene because it seemed so asspull-y.
I hated Sam marrying Rosie, but that's only because he's supposed to marry *me!* (Little levity there, lest ye all think I'm nothing but a hater.)
I dislike Arwen intensely. I wanted to like her, but compared to Eowyn, I had no use for her whatsoever.
Basically, the reason I was underwhelmed was that everything I expected to happen did happen (with the exception of Frodo surviving). Battles, forces of darkness, armies fighting in the face of great odds, Frodo undergoes yet more emotional scarring, Sam kicks ass in all ways, and the good guys win.
What was so compelling to me about the first 2 movies is that I had no idea what was going to happen, beyond vague long-term stuff, like Frodo won't die in FotR because he has to get all the way to Mt. Doom in RotK. But beyond that really long-term stuff, I had no clue what to expect.
RotK, however, gave me exactly what I expected. And I understand that, for all the people who loved it, they knew what was going to happen because they had read the books, and (I assume) much of what they went in to see was just watching it unfold. Watching the struggle against great odds play out, how the characters rose to the occasion, etc. More of the How, rather than the What.
And I think I got caught up in the What, rather than the How.
Now that I have everyone ready to beat me with blunt instruments for my blaspheming, there was a lot that I liked about RotK.
Pippen! After the movie, Ellen and I dissected it, and we totally disagreed on the characters we loved. She was irritated by both Pippen and Sam, and was glad when Frodo told Sam to go home.
Pippen kicked ass. Almost everything he did had me internally exclaiming "Oh, Pippen!" Which is shorthand for "Dude, you just blew me away again with what you did." And, as everyone has said, Billy Boyd can sing!
Sam. Oh, my. Sam. For me, the trilogy has ended up being about Sam. He's the Xander (or, rather, given when the books were written, Xander is the Sam). I don't really have words for my Samlove. He even carried the Ring. He kicked such ass. I have no words. Sean Astin can convey so many emotions with just one glance. I am in awe.
And Frodo. Despite the fact that I expected him to die and was disappointed on that front, I was just overwhelmed by Frodo. The fact that he continued to carry the burden of the Ring, how utterly the Ring consumed him and destroyed him (to the point where he couldn't remember food, which really is a moment that could have made me cry). And Elijah Wood, like Sean Astin, conveys so much with just a glance. The two of them almost needed no dialogue.
The relationship between Sam and Frodo. Beautiful. Just utterly beautiful. I don't need to slash them sexually, because their love is so much deeper and wider that sex doesn't even seem relevant.
Eowyn. Dude. Don't fuck with Eowyn. Possibly my favorite line of the movie (which I understand was modernized and wasn't Tolkien's original) was her "I am no man!" prior to skewering Grand Wizard of the Nazguls. Plus, she beheaded the creepy Nazgul flying pterodactyl! Eowyn, Eowyn. You are so much more than that silly elf-girl.
Elrond broke my heart by finally acquiescing to Arwen's wish.
The cinematography of the vast sweeping shots was breathtaking. The tiny details included everywhere -- Minas Tirith, for instance -- just made the trilogy so rich.
And, despite the fact that it bugged me that Frodo didn't die, the end, when he kissed Sam and got on the boat, was lovely. He finally looked happy.
I may see it again, because maybe I just wasn't in the right emotional place to be moved by the film. We'll see.
Oh, and I've been over-Buffied, because when Mordor began to collapse into a great sinkhole, all I could think was "It's Sunnydale!!!"