Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2003 9:46:38 am PST #560 of 3902
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

DUDE! Tep! Your last whitefont?

Yeah. Same thought.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2003 9:48:46 am PST #561 of 3902
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

It just totally made me giggle.

And it further strengthens my theory of Frodo-Gollum-Sam mapping so well onto Buffy-Spike-Xander. Because, since Buffy showed mercy to Spike, he survived to be the one who defeated the First and sinkholed Sunnydale, like Frodo and Gollum.


P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2003 9:52:05 am PST #562 of 3902
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm so blaming you if I start muttering "precioussssssssss" at the auction.

IJS.

Also, we had Raisinettes, and the motto on the box is Taste the Sunshine, and I managed to embarrass Paul with my goobish suggestion that Raisinettes, if they contained real sunshine, could be used to kill vampires. That's not really connected, but I thought I'd share.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2003 9:55:02 am PST #563 of 3902
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm so blaming you if I start muttering "precioussssssssss" at the auction.

Heh. At least the Ring is tasteful.


P.M. Marc - Dec 21, 2003 9:55:42 am PST #564 of 3902
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You have a point.

Man, do you ever have a point.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2003 9:57:04 am PST #565 of 3902
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Right, because it never made me think, "Gollum? Great big queen." Not once.

The Big Gay Amulet, though? It cries out for it.


Volans - Dec 21, 2003 10:48:46 am PST #566 of 3902
move out and draw fire

Sunnydale was my second thought. My first, oddly, was the end of The Dark Crystal.

I cried more at Lilo and Stitch, but I certainly had to wipe away tears at several points.

Weathertop was in FOTR, where Frodo gets stabbed by the Nazgul. It "was the great watchtower of Amon Sul."


Atropa - Dec 21, 2003 10:50:37 am PST #567 of 3902
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I cried more at Lilo and Stitch, but I certainly had to wipe away tears at several points.

That was my experience, too. Lilo and Stitch hit a lot of my "Cry now!" buttons, but RotK just made me a little sniffly.


Volans - Dec 21, 2003 10:53:45 am PST #568 of 3902
move out and draw fire

And serially, that bit you identified as asspully was even MORE asspully in the book. PJ improved it a bit, actually. In fact, in the parody "Bored of the Rings," the eagle leader says, "Welcome aboard Deus Ex Machina Airlines!"


Betsy HP - Dec 21, 2003 10:53:54 am PST #569 of 3902
If I only had a brain...

I am righteously pissed at the treatment of Denethor.

Denethor is noble in his madness; he treats Mippen with extraordinary kindness and respect. He's a great king who, tragically, is convinced that their cause is hopeless.

He is not a tomato-dribbling maniac.

Also, he lies back down on the pyre with the Palantir in his hands. He does not run screaming down the hall like a special effect in a cheap music video.