I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Allyson - Nov 08, 2004 7:11:40 pm PST #3120 of 3902
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Heh. I must sound like those fools who come into the Angel thread and say shit like, "hey! i just figured out that Angel and Lindsey want to do each other. i figured no one else knew about that, here."


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:13:43 pm PST #3121 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Well, nobody actually said anything about it here.

I was kind of hoping for an RotKEE promo. You know, because the one on the website runs funky for me and my slow connection (and not at all for me at work.)


sumi - Nov 08, 2004 7:23:11 pm PST #3122 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Some of the LotR horsies are making personal appearances.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2004 8:05:51 am PST #3123 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OK, I know the movies were collossal hits, but that's taking the celebrity-by-association thing a little too far. What next? Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 8:17:24 am PST #3124 of 3902
I can't even.

Is Jennifer Lopez going to start dating Treebeard?

I heard she had a thing for Isengard.

[okay, the script pathing inside my damaged brain went: JLo - inanimate objects in LotR - Hello Kitty vibrator - LotR themed personal massage units - Isengard. Maybe there could be a Two Towers theme pak.] Brain is broke. Send working one, Clive.


DXMachina - Nov 09, 2004 10:16:51 am PST #3125 of 3902
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Isn't Isengard a little too, er, pointy to be a vibrator? I mean, you could use a small replica of it as a lobster fork.


JohnSweden - Nov 09, 2004 10:24:59 am PST #3126 of 3902
I can't even.

A little artistic license, and you're good to go, I'd hazard, DX. But the manufacture of novelty license personal message units is outside of my area of expertise. I'm just the ideas man here.


sumi - Nov 10, 2004 10:35:11 am PST #3127 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Possible EE Trilogy showing in Minneapolis.


sumi - Nov 16, 2004 6:26:02 pm PST #3128 of 3902
Art Crawl!!!

Minnesota EE Trilogy Showing.

December 31st
Tickets $15.00
Available only on-line
Also, boxed lunches.
There will be one hour meal breaks between films.
Costumes are encouraged.


Liese S. - Nov 16, 2004 6:29:09 pm PST #3129 of 3902
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Go, Indianapolis, choose Indianapolis!

Ah, suddenly I'm nostalgic for the halcyon days when we all stayed up online trying to get Trilogy tickets, the jubilation at having achieved tickets by a whim of the internet gods, before the grave sadness of realization that I was going to be in the Entirely Wrong Town at the time.